Thursday, August 18, 2005

Nutjobs keep my job interesting.

I'm going to post here some of the crazy emails people send to MS. These are real; only the names, e-mail addresses, etc. have been deleted to protect the insane.

Enjoy.

6 Comments:

Blogger luckyk9 said...

i am writer of xmas96

3/08/2006 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger luckyk9 said...

bill gates did hire me on xmas 96. i was flown to denver on Red Lear and over Boulder on White cargo single engine plane. i did retrieve a disk from JR and was flown to las vegas where i made the drop. i was then flown bak to alameda cal aboard same Red lear jet . i was not paid by bill. i was met by two gunmen on my boat and tied up then thrown into alameda canal.ne questions?

3/08/2006 08:13:00 AM  
Blogger Customer Service Hell said...

If you really are the person who wrote this, you can tell the name you gave for your mother, which I deleted out of the posting because I didn't want to give out any of your personal information. Do you have the guts to post something like that here? If not, I don't believe you're the person who wrote this.

And if you were the person who wrote this, please, please tell the story straight. I would really like to know what your delusional fantasies entail. I dare you. Please, send it to me at servicehell@yahoo.com or post it as luckyk9.blogspot.com.

4/18/2006 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger Wiwille said...

luckyk9 - Please for the love of God if it's really you post your thoughts with a sense of coherence. We readers of this fine blog deserve as much.

4/19/2006 08:51:00 AM  
Blogger lukyk9 said...

dear CSH. ma koester never had ne delusions and neither do i.i was unwilling participant.my nek was collared by explosive and electronic ctrl.i was muscle and disposable. matt and john could have shot me but they were disarmed. i could have been dumped off the lift into the canyon when we lifted out. my photo could have been on front page of everynewspaper coming out of the ditch near the road. nothing was ever said about storm drain entrance being compromised.tks for not publishing ma's name.or my addy. bill

5/31/2006 07:23:00 AM  
Blogger lukyk9 said...

u used her name.. what's up with that. u broke ur promise. what a jerk u r..

6/09/2006 09:01:00 AM  

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