Customer Service Hell

That's all folks!

2007-12-07T13:56:00.000-08:00

Well, since I no longer work at that job, and I've run through all the backlog of saved emails I had, this blog is officially done. Stick a fork in it.

I have more stories...many of them...but they just don't match up to the verbatim insanity of the emails themselves. So I'll say adieu, and thank you for reading this long. All two of you.

Emilio

2007-12-07T13:43:00.000-08:00

I've saved the biggest crazy for last. Unfortunately, I did not save examples of any of Emilio's e-mails, which is a shame. They made so little sense they seemed like works of art. If you knew why he wrote MS constantly, you could get bits and pieces, but you generally wished you didn't.

You see, Emilio, who lives in a South American country, believed he was in love with Gates's daughter. He believed he was engaged to her. This started when the child was around 3 or 4 years old. And he would write love notes to her. Creeeeepy.

It was enough to make you want to bleach your brain. The love notes were smashed in with crazy ramblings about the government, America, his upbringing (largely his father's marijuana habit and less savory things) and things no one could interpret.

By the time we in customer service had to deal with Emilio, his history was well-documented. Security and legal were both aware of him, and every e-mail he sent had to be sent to legal as an FYI. We were told never to respond to Emilio, only to forward his e-mails to legal. The few people who had dealt with him already used aliases so he wouldn't have their actual names, and he would bring them up in his e-mails. Which might go from "Hi [fake name here], how are you doing?" to "I had a dream last night that I raped you. I can't wait to come to Redmond so I can."

Yeah. He was scary. And he's probably the only person to carry the distinction of being included in our customer service training by name, with rules for handling just him. For all the nutjobs I had to deal with in that job, he took the cake as the craziest, and the scariest.

Christ Michael, the reprise

2007-09-12T15:59:00.000-07:00

If you've read all the posts here, you've certainly heard from Christ Michael before. I have two more e-mails from him, short ones, so I'm going to post them today. Here's number one:
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The Strategy Of Ending Evil - Iniquity Transcendental Check Mate STRATEGY AND TACTICS UNIVERSAL BUREAU OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS UNIVERSAL POLICE OFFICER 1- Flush out all known criminals and secret orders. A- Find any and all involved 'governmental', etc. criminals and expose them by direct force of spiritual authorization. B- Tell them, by any and all means, that theymust face their crimes before the Judge of Almighty Truth. C- Command them to cease from their murders, thefts, lies, and destruction or any and and all crimes. D- Deliver them to the Angels and witnesses of the Jury. E- End Their Existance. [name removed] Universal Police OfficerUniversal Bureau Of Internal AffairsAgent # 611121 D.O.B. [date of birth removed] Soc. Sec. No. [SSN removed] Published On Internet World Wide WebSeptember 2005

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The second one for today:
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Subject: False Internet Post Criminals At Large Salt Lake Sheriff Utah
To: [name and e-mail of somebody removed]
[name and e-mail of somebody removed]
[name and e-mail of somebody removed]

Proof Salt Lake City tried To Hide My Incarceration And refused to Inform Judge [name removed]-
Salt Lake City Justice Of The Peace Court

[name removed] -LDA
Also Tried To Hide evidence

Date I Was Booked: 6/30 Through 7-6-2005

[bunch o' identifying info removed] M W CG THREATS AGAINST LIFE OR ROPERTY-WEAPO SL The sheet said that I was a Weapon Of Mass Destruction @ Gateway Mall SLC,Utah = Accross from The Road Home Homeless Shelter I Have Thier Forged Booking Sheet!! They Have Illegally Arrested Multiple Times. Who will Stop these insane Anti-Police ? [name removed] here is the web site:
http://www.slsheriff.org/html/jail/050705.roster.txt

Christ Michael6111216068x8 Universal Police Officer Universal Bureau Of Internal Affairs [real name removed]

Shocking Xbox

2007-08-10T10:30:00.000-07:00

I have no idea why the wonderful gaming device that is the Xbox seems to stick in the minds of the paranoid delusional, but it really just does. Here's another example of it:
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Dear Mr Gates:

I have written to you before in regards to a important issue that I need a answer . Can someone use a illegal application of hardware and or software on a X Box; and say lay it on to of cable wire.Would this send electrical shock to someone ( [name removed]) that being myself. My neighbor above me is using such. I have had the electric Company out twice they have reground the electric to outside ground. The problem still persists. Please advise.

Respectfully:

Confessions

2007-07-26T11:03:00.000-07:00

By popular demand (ok, just wiwille) I'm putting another post up here. And this one contains a confession. Well, two.

See, the truth is, I don't do that customer service gig anymore. Haven't for quite some time. I've been posting from an archive of crazy emails that I took with me. And I'm running out.

I have one or two good posts, and maybe one or two ok ones, left. Only a couple of those are actual emails, and a couple are stories. And that's where we start today's real post, and my second confession.
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There were these emails we would get from this crazy lady named Mellisa. She'd send one a week or so. Why we didn't block them, I don't know. They were amusing, I guess.

Melissa's emails were completely incoherent, they would go on about computers and the conspiracy against her and her brother taking all of her belongings and Microsoft doing mind control on her and her dad making her smoke pot and all kinds of stuff.

While her messages got into "downright scary" territory near the end, earlier on they were kind of interesting in a "how does this happen" kind of way. I wish, I wish, I had saved some of them so you could see what I mean, but I didn't. This was before I decided to start saving these things for posterity (all the e-mails you have seen on this blog thus far were collected in about an 8 month period).

At the bottom of every email was a string of letters and numbers that at first didn't make any sense. We never paid attention to it, we just read her crazy ramblings. One day, I took a long hard look at it. It started with M and two other letters - her initials! Maybe this did mean something after all. And I looked across the line of text and realized what it was. An address. She was including her own physical address in every email. It was all run together and was missing letters, but it was decipherable.

And it just so happened that I was going on vacation in a couple of weeks - to the city where she lived.

I wrote down the address and took it with me. I didn't want to, but I felt compelled. On my last day in that town, after I packed up and was ready to go, I drove to the street in the address that was at the end of every email she ever sent us. I walked down the street to the address. It was a big building, and the door to the lobby had "Visiting Hours" and some security policies all over it - clearly some kind of care facility.

I walked across the street and took a picture of the place. Then I got in my car and headed home. Taking that picture was literally the last thing I did on my vacation. After my pictures were printed, I brought them into the office. When I got to the one of Mellisa's building, I told everybody what it was. Groans and accusations of ME being crazier then the nutjobs were thrown around.

I don't have the picture any more - it does no good without the emails to accompany it. But I still have the memory.

Club Shepherd 2005

2007-02-01T12:50:00.000-08:00

This is an old one I dug up the other day after looking for crazies to post about. He needs 28 coding errors in the internet patched! Don't miss the "humor" piece at the end that could be read by paying members.

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If you do this, you, personally would receive 3 LIFETIME Badges to delve out to users of your own choice!!!

I know that the Internet has numerous coding bugs/errors! I don't Blame you, but, I require these 28 coding errors to be Patched up! For my, Club Shepherd 2005, to be developed! I know what you are thinking,WHO IIS This punk, Telling US The Internet has flaws! Well, due to MY Dream of, Club Shepherd 2005, I have encountered 3 critical Internet flaws, 1 coding Flaws, that are required to be fixed. I know there are tons of bugs, but I need my coding to be installed in place of the MSN Gaming Zone! PLEASE Respond when you have fixed the coding errors. Thank You

I used to work hard at, Cincinnati Bell and Kroger Headquarters!! For the Nippon Telephone and Telegraph corporation, while I cooped at, Cincinnati Bell Information Services (CBIS). Where I put in 82 hours/1week time frame! Please, send me a Personal Response to this hardest work Request. 1, 7, 25, 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000, coding mistakes I see in the Internet. I encountered 3 critical Errors that MSN Did not fix!

I also need some technical Workers to act like the ++ members on the MSN Zone. 4-17-2003! Well, I did not design this Awesome Work Request, until last 7 months! So, I will give you, until Thanksgiving! How does that sound?

I am so giving to those in need, I offered 15% of my Profit, that I should make to, Hurricane Katrina, of my profits that I receive from, Club Shepherd 2005, goes to those In need!

Can't you take this Work Request into Code design, for me, I was Struck by as CSX Railroad train, coming home from Miami, Oxford, OHio!

We lost the contract with NTT, Not my Fault!

I want this Created for sure as A Small business Work Request. PLEASE IB have it ALL Layed out in a Work Request for you. $19.95, for all NON-KatrinaVictims

Have to end this WR With a Piece of Humor that can be read by ALL Club Shepherd 2005, paying members after the FREE 10 MONTH Trial, period!

[wife's name removed]: [name removed], sweaty, can I offer 2 Pieces of cake to Mrs. [name removed]??

[name removed]: Sure, Just take this piece and cut it n two!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLO

Blame Xbox

2007-02-01T12:48:00.000-08:00

OK, this one isn't so much crazy as just a phenomenally bad parent. She wrote in (twice) wanting to know what Microsoft was doing to keep kids from getting addicted to Xbox games, because she can't keep her kids from playing it.
The song "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie just keeps ringing in my ears as I read this.
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Dear Mr. Gates,I have two teenage boys and I am highly concerned about the fact that both children are playing Xbox every single day and can't control the amount of time they are playing. My husband and I have tried to limit the time they play, however, our eldest son (15 yrs. old) has learned how to go get the internet back up and play when we are not at home. Our older son doesn't come out of his bedroom on weekends because he's playing Xbox all day. When he has a friend over, they play until 3 am! We have taken the console away from them and will not give it back until we find out a solution to the MAJOR problem. We have begun doing research to find more information. Please let us know what Microsoft can provide in this problem.
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Thank you for the response. You ask if you have answered my question. The answer is no. You only tell me that you are forwarding my comments for review. That doesn't answer my question about what is Microsoft doing to help young, impressionable teens find the right way in the world. Microsoft Xbox and the violent video games that are sold are NOT a good idea. Do you think if your child and Mr. and Mrs. Gate's children played Xbox for 20 - 30 hours per week that they would find this acceptable. I do not want to hear that it is my responsibility as a parent to monitor their playing time.It has gone way beyond that at this point. These playing consoles are not helping me achieve my goals as a parent. While I did purchase the console and games, I had no idea of the addiction that would have occurred. I am very concerned that the new console which your company is marketing for the Holiday Season, will be another catch for the children. They have already stated that they are interested in purchasing it. I WILL NOT ALLOW ANOTHER PRODUCT SUCH AS THIS IN OUR HOUSE. I do suggest that Mr. Gates write to me and tell me how his children are handling this issue. Once I have a solid, intelligent, and acceptable answer to my question, then I will let you know if you have answered it. In the meantime, I am on a mission to spread the word to other parents and those who have the same problem that we are boycotting Xbox until further notice.
Awaiting your reply.

Christmas time! Let's see what we have...

2006-12-22T14:02:00.000-08:00

I was trying to think of what to post for Christmas time, and it occurred to me what with this being Christ's birthday and all coming up, I should revisit the many, many e-mails from "Christ Michael". Enjoy, and happy holidays!
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[names, address, and phone number of ex-wife and her husband removed]I was visiting [daughter's name removed] that day, like I usually did on Saturday, and I told [ex's husband's name removed] and [ex's name removed] that their Gold Rings are basically worthless, just cosmetics, or electronics oriented.I told them that music is valuable because it is with you in the after life and has great beauty.They were so offended that they kicked me out of my daughter's visitation and accused me of being mentally ill.[ex's husband name removed] then followed me through the desert lot and I was filming him with my mini DVDCam. (Canon ZR85)[ex's husband name removed] is guilty of many other crimes also that day. He tried to 86 me from [place name removed].*He also owes about $50,000 in child support, from what I was told by him.*He called ahead to [name removed] Casino, where I arrived on the Bus (I Paid $12 minus $7 refund). I had a free buffet ticket and when I got there the Security Gaurd wearing a Red jacket, who I Know from living in [city name removed], said "you are not coming in here today"!! I could not eat my free buffet.I then went, while still recording some video footage, to sit down to wait for my Bus ride back to [city name removed]. An officer stopped to talk to me and checked out my Camera and said I have not broken any laws.(He knows who I am.)[ex's husband name removed] lied to [ex's name removed]and [daughter's name removed], and also called my former room mate - [name removed], (who I caught Stealing my Urantia Book in my [city name removed] apartment.) and said I could not have my personal belongings back. I already paid [ex's husband name removed] and [ex's name removed] $150 in storage fees and then they promised to return my stereo, bicycles and other belongings.They refused to let me talk to, or visit my daughter [daughter's name removed].Nevada & Utah can now take [ex's husband name removed] and/or [ex's name removed] to Jail.I have been paying almost $500 per month in child support and I have the documents proving Biological Fathership, which [name removed] also signed. I also have a copy of [daughter's name removed]'s Birth Certificate.[ex's husband name removed] has already co-erced [daughter's name removed] on the Internet Gambling Black Jack which is only Legal for 21 Years and older.He taught her Gambling and broke the Law by allowing [daughter's name removed] to push the buttons on the keyboard of his PC to play Black Jack for credits.Nevada Gaming Commission can now Take [ex's husband name removed] To Jail for that crime.Also Child Endangerment, Neglect and Abuse.[ex's husband name removed] told [ex's name removed], [name removed] and I this crime.[daughter's name removed] is 5 years of age.D.O.B. [date removed][names, address, and phone number of ex-wife and her husband removed]P.S. [name removed], of [location removed] was called and lied to by [former roommate's name removed].I have her email address and phone number.She has agreed to be a witness.*I want to regain visitation with our daughter Quincy.Verily,Christ Michael[real name, address, phone number removed]

Reminiscing: The Dead Queue trick

2006-12-05T15:35:00.000-08:00

Today's update is a little different: a little reminiscing about my job in customer service, inspired by Blank Top Cab and Bannable Offenses.

As I've mentioned before, I wasn't always an e-mail rep. I used to work the phones.
Back then I was the model of professionalism. I could argue with a customer for 20 minutes and not give an inch if the policy backed me, and even though they'd be swearing at me and calling me all kinds of things, I never got mean with my customers. There are a lot of things a tech support CSR can pull to make your life harder, especially if you're an IT guy and depend on tech support for your job. I knew all of them, but I never went there. But other CSRs did.

One of the favorite punishments: the Dead Queue trick.

See, for just about every product Microsoft makes, tech support has a different phone queue for their phone calls. The CSRs job is to put you in the right queue (once you pay up, or whatever you have to do). Sometimes, a product gets old and they stop supporting. Usually, when they do that, they remember to turn off the phone queue. But not always.

Once in awhile, they would overlook that step. They would train the techs to support a different product and have them logging into that new product's queue to take calls. And the old queue just sat there, unused, because the CSRs new that product was unsupported and would just turn you away.

Until you piss one off.

Let's say you call in because your e-mail server is down, and you're being a jerk. Demanding to speak to a tech right away, one in the good ol' U.S. of A., for godsakes, and you're not going to pay because it's a problem with the product, and on and on and on. And then you call the CSR a "piss-ant" because he can't deliver this miracle support. And this CSR knows that the old queue for, say, Kid's games for the Macintosh is no longer used, but still exists.

He gets all nice, gives you your case number, promises you sunshine and roses, and transfers you. Into the Kids' games for Mac queue. You hear the hold music, you hear the pre-recorded announcements about how you can look for answers on support.microsoft.com. And you will hear that music until you hang up or die, because no one is logged in to take calls from that queue.

I.T. guys are used to waiting an hour or more for tech support. They'll listen to that hold music for a looooong time before they realize something's wrong.

The Holy Microsoft Empire

2006-12-04T16:40:00.000-08:00

Another one that just leaves you saying, "huh?"
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Subject: Kindness of Mr. Gates, Boss
If you don't like the idea of "Holy MicroSoft Empire". How about "Holy IBM Empire", "Holy Google Empire", or "Holy Another Empire"? It is said there was a little boy who pulled out "the Sword in the Stone" became King of England. There is no King Arthur in the history of England, yet "the Knights of the Round Table" probably origins from "William the Conqueror" (Actually, he is a French Viking. That may be partially because his English isn't very good. Afterward, Cabinet was born in similar conditions). As for Merlin, "General Counsel", seemed to come from Aristotle, the teacher of Alexander. Why does this story sound a bit like IBM PC? I'd ever in the name of "Eric", because the rhythm of the movie "Chariots of Fire" (It seemed every Ben and Jerry here all changed into this name for a period of time, while "Alex" became popular in H.K). Later on, I learned that it's a Viking name. You know the source in North Europe are limited and is uneasy to survive. When Vikings were grown up, they were used to go abroad to establish another colonies. Such as Ericsson, father of William the Conqueror, and Bill Gates (He is an American Viking. Their ancestors are all pirates). I don't know if you read "the Knight in rusty armor", the novel by Robert Fisher. I only know pondering like a monk must drive me crazy. Why don't you keep a wrench, perhaps you may get some brilliant ideas on horse back. Not for racing, of course. Still you may raise clone of Champion horses, yet beware to keep kids from them. I ever mentioned the Pre-Chairman of PRC was much fond of me, but it seems he is going to kill me now. Will you help me? Happy birthday to me [name and birthdate removed]

Cell Phone: (tw)*Please reply as soon as possible, if convenient

More customer service goodness

2006-11-25T16:46:00.000-08:00

I found another blog that deals with customer service (sort of) that I very much enjoy, called Bannable Offenses. I don't know how much of it is true, but it makes me laugh. It's the blog of a GM for an MMORPG and his daily run-ins with the miscreants that play the game.

Having done billing support for an MMORPG at one time, I can sympathize with his thoughts on these people.

Dignity

2006-11-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

To remind us that it is not only Americans who are crazy, comes this special delivery from India.
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Subject :- CURB THE DEFEAT IN THE BUD. I request the Microsoft Tea, Microsoft Representatives and the Governing Board of Microsoft Corporation to help wisely & sincerely my respectable brother Mr. Bill Gates, your Worthy Chairman. As for me, for a few matters beyond my control I am personally unable to visit MICROSPFT CORPORATION, ONE MICROSOFT WAY, REDMOND WA 98502. Do you think I would have stopped anywhere in the world for any reason when the dignity of Microsoft Corporation is at stake. I must make it clear to all of you, that I have no interest in Microsoft Corporation. Why should I be worried about the dignity and / or the future of Microsoft Corporation. It is because of Mr. Bill Gates. Mr. Bill Gates is Worthy Chairman of Microsoft Corporation. I must talk clear and in plain words, that if Mr. Bill Gates were not the Chairman of your Microsoft Corporation, then none in this world can dare to make me worried. And now since Mr. Bill Gates, as person has interests in the Microsoft Corporation. And because the fate of Microsoft Corporation is the fate of my dear, lovable, respectable and affectionate brother and would-be-friend Mr. Bill Gates. Since the dignity of Microsoft Corporation is directly concerned and attatched directly to THE DIGNITY OF MY DEAR BROTHER MR. BILL GATES, I will not and never tolerate any indiscipline of any manner from anywhere in this world. How can I eat food properly when my brother Mr. Bill Gates is in tension. Tell me how can I laugh when my brother Mr. Bill Gates is worried? Let me know from anyone of you how can I live happily and also talk to me why should I be calm, cool and collected, when my brother is living under such circumstances when he cannot even share his worries with any person and when my brother Mr. Bill Gates, wakes up in the dark night, when the whole United States of America enjoys sound sleep, the eyes of my brother Mr. Bill Gates look at the roof of the room with no or less hope with only one question : NOW WHAT TO DO? Since today, I never accused myself for anything. Since today, I never blamed myself for any matter. But today, sometimes a feeling of hatred comes to my mind. The reason, only reason for this hatred for myself is because of the fact that I cannot reach persoanlly and contact Mr. Bill Gates to put an end to his worries and troubles, because I know I can. But don't be worried my brothers and sisters (Microsoft Team, Microsoft Representatives, Governing Board of Microsoft Corporation) I have commenced my mission to contact your Worthy Chairman, Mr. Bill Gates. You all wait for me. You all pray for my visit. You all can depend and bank upon me with full interest and confidence, because when I reach you, I will eat all worries and troubles of Microsoft Corporation. Till today I was blind in my power. I know I can do anything that is good, in this world. This fact, of great power, never made me to do work in open market. Because of such huge powers embodied in me, I prefered to live in poverty, to abondon all ancestral property and do no business - that can help me to earn money. As a result, I could not manage to reach United States of America to help your Chairman. Till today I was satisfied with the little food, that God gives me. Till now, I was happy with all (virtually nothing) that I had. I never wished to work, in open market, because I have no desire to earn money or get fame, because fame and excess money attracts false friends and selfish people. I hate false and selfish society. Now, I have prepared myself to work, to earnand reach Mr. Bill Gates. I have commenced my business of gem and jewelry in local market. But I am confident very soon I will penetrate in every street of every nation and earn money. I have put myself in business today, to help my brother and your Chairman, Mr. Bill Gates. I assure all of you, to please shun your worries and live a normal life. I promise all of you, when I reach you, I will not only burn all your worries but also recover any losses, give you peace and prosperity and happiness to all of you. Don't allow anyone or any thought to generate your minds and souls, that can make you restless. Beleive me, very soon I will reach you. I have chosen to put myself in danger and to work and endanger my peace and earn money to reach you. As a matter of fact, I am the only person, who is responsible to [name removed] CORPORATION. Today I have none in my business entity B B CORPORATION. Today I am alone in [name removed] CORPORATION, but very soon the whole world will be stitched in [name removed] CORPORATION, and don't forget, [name removed] CORPORATION will work till I, [name removed] alias [name removed], am alive. The worldly death of [name removed] will be the end of [name removed] CORPORATION. Death of [name removed] will mourn and make sad the whole world, because thereafter the world will not get the unique resources of [name removed] alias [name removed]. For ages to come this world will remember and never forget the specializations of [name removed]. Don't know till when the worldly people pray to God, to give birth to one more [name removed] with such unique resources and specializations. Now, since I am forwarding myself to you people, for you all, please don't try to show me your pride for the money you have. I would get hurt if you try or attempt to purchaseme or my services. Never try to offer me money, I know, you people are the wealthiest people in this world today and very soon I will be the wealthiest man on the earth. I respect you all and ask to never be blind in the power of money. I myself don't know, why I love Mr. Bill Gates. I myslef don't know why tears come out of my eyes when I remember Mr. Bill Gates. I am myself unaware, why I feel Mr. Bill Gates, as if my respectable brother. I am myself unaware why ..........., ....., my brother Mr. Bill Gates. But anyhow, when I have accepted Mr. Bill Gates as my brother, I am morally bound to help my brother, Mr. Bill Gates. This is no obligation (to help MICROSOFT CORPORATION), this is my duty to help MICROSOFT CORPORATION. Since, I call Mr. Bill Gates my brother, I am morally liable to shed my blood where Mr. Bill Gates shed tears. I am morally liable, because of my love towards Mr. Bill Gates, to even embrace death, if time requires so, for the sake of peace & prosperity of Mr. Bill Gates. Love is nothing but a form of God. It is wisely said, God is Love and Love is God. Love is very dangerous. Mostly the end of love is the end of life and nothing else. Don't know why people love. Love leads to nowhere some say those who love are foolish and mad, but ask those who Love. For them Love Is Life. I cannot say anything on this matter, but to declare NO HARM TO MR. BILL GATES. [name removed] IS NOT A ........... THAT ANYTHING OR ANYPERSON COULD DARE TO TRESSPASS THE PEACE AND PROSPERITY OF THOSE WHOM [name removed] LOVES. Microsoft men don't get scared of any person and just pray for the ealy and immediate commencement and flourish of my business entity to thelp me earn money to reach you. Pray, pray and pray but don't allow worries to prey you. Convey my compliments to Mr. Bill Gates. I assure you my great respect for the decorum of MICROSOFT CORPORATION.
[name, address, phone number removed]

Yoga Keyboard

2006-11-03T11:32:00.000-08:00

To cleanse the pallette from the truly-overboard-insane, here's one that's just a little bit crazy.
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Dear Mr Gates,
I have been watching with much interest and curiosity your ITskills and your attempts to improve them.Iam a corporate lawyer and an author on yoga and International Relations.My 30 years' experience with yoga prompt me to say that it is quite possible to copypaste one's thoughts on the monitor without using keyboard. What is your opinion?Regards

They're lying to LL Cool J!

2006-10-12T10:34:00.000-07:00

So, I was looking for a new nutjob to post about, and came across this. He's famous, but he's living in his car, and "they" are lieing to LL Cool J about him. WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Dear Mr.Gates,
My,name is [name removed],from [address removed] Father,[name removed].Ms.Oprah Winfrey is a friend of the family.She and I have never met in person .We became close over the telephone.Stedman and I will become best of friends.Which,hasn't taken place yet.I've been the talk of Hollywood since the early 60's till the present time.I,always told Oprah I was coming to California in 2005.I've been here since Aug.2,2005 in Buellton,Ca..Left there and moved to Santa Maria,Ca. Aug.24,2005.I'm experiencing, "Identity Theft" and I'm cut off from my" Big Accounts'.LL.CoolJ,know that I'm here but Janet Jackson has lied to him about me.The police told,him I'm under an investigation.Which is a lie and they are cutting me ,off from the outside.I'm living, out of my car and I'm flat broke.They won't even, let me work.I'm living,out of my car with no substanial help from anyone.I eat,at the Salvation Army Mon.-Fri at noon.Sat. at a Burger Place for free and Sun.at Russel Park 1:30pm.Or at Church.LL.,knows I'm here but they are lying to him profusely.I'm a celebrity and Multi-Billionaire.Co-owner to the Oprah Winfrey Show,Jay Leno,David Letterman,Eve,Tyra Bank Show,America's Next Top Model,Today Show,American Idol,Pyriamid,Barbara Walters,Johnny Carson,Lucille Ball,Jaguars,Houston Texans,Wizards,BoBcats,etc....I ,could go on and on!I,need for you contact Oprah and she will Contact LL.CooLJ so,I can get out of here and persue my career.Please,contact me at [phone number removed] that's [phone number removed] this is [name removed] a future employee of mine.Plesae, take this message serious.This is life or death, situation. They are trying to get me,killed here.Checkout, my story with LL.CooLJ.He Thinks,I have his telephone number. But I don't have it.P.S.I've tried to contact Mr.Spielberg,Densel Washington,Michael Jordan,Tiger Woods,Prince,Floyd Mayweather,Halle Bery,Persia White,Destiny Child etc...Thanks, all are my friends. [name removed]

DOD Novel, pt. 6 - the Final Chapter

2006-10-02T14:43:00.000-07:00

Here it is. Finally. Then end of the DOD Novel. In this chapter, the "voices" ridicule the New England Patriots! The horror!
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With out any DOD personal blowing the national whistle-blowers law made for goverment employees to use .Do they think genocide would be reason enough and treason against the American citizen and everything we stand for as Americans -be reason enough to expose this after 1000's of non-consenting victims . This is mind-control.Pure and simple MIND-CONTROL . Financed by our Department of Defence .In the Bahamas jail while being tortured the voices said they were "deboweling me" and using what felt like a virtual stabbing technology I was in incredable pain and it felt like they were actually doing it.This also happened in Port Charlotte Florida ,this torture went on 24/7 all the time.In the Bahamas there were bin Laden senerio's increasing my fear to give me heart attacks and chest pains which also happened in Ft. Meyers at the POLO's .The voice in the Bahamas said this is Cheney's jail ,his wife owns it. While being tortured via the airwaves. I had bin Laden senerios pure fear,raping my mother senerio's , senerios with John Kerry and George Soro's rescuing me. Ridiculing senerio's of torture that John Kerry's plane just landed to pick me up, and George Soro's boat had my family there to rescue me but of course, that didn't happen.I had John Mc Cain senerio's and John Travolta senerios that he was coming with his plane to rescue me, I had questions and got answers with Jack Nickelson , George W. Bush,George H.W. Bush,President of the Bahamas,Prime Minister Tony Blair , President Putin,Steve and Doug Dinora , the Sutherlands from Holden Donna and her sister with red hair, also David and Pete Simpson of Holden, President Jacques Chirac ,Susan Sarandon,Tom Cruise , Tom Hanks ,Woody Harrelson,Arnold The Gov of California , Chris Brown ,Hank Asher,and more senerio's of family members being hurt and killed my brother [name removed] of Toronto Canada ,a Canadian citizen also [name removed] his wife a Canadian citizen , [name removed] ,[name removed] , and [name removed] all of Kennebunk Maine ,my mom [name removed] of West Boylston ,Ma. , [name removed] of Detroit Michigan cousin , [name removed] family ,[name removed] family , [name removed] family of Buffelo N.Y. [name removed] family, [name removed] of Massachusetts,the girl from Bank of America and Nicole from Mel's Diner in 3D , also [name removed] of Bell South being one of the biggest torturers , I found out now these senerios are all patented synethic telepathy equipment. It's most all Patented and was used to Torture me. [name removed] [address removed] and [address removed] ...... telephone [number removed] - U.S.Patents I found during all this torture that is still happening -5230344,6397188,6488617,5392788,5213562,6097981,5023783,6011991,6506148, Sincerely, [name removed] Actions I have taken regarding this complaint: Written Autorney Generals both Massachusetts and Florida , newspapers including N.Y. Times ,L.A.Times,Sun-Sentinal ,Boston Globe and more,written Jeb Bush,V.P. Dick Cheney,President Bush both,most Senators including Bill Nelson, Clinton,Kennedy,Kerry,McCain,Spector and more ,CIA Directors both Goss and Tenent, FBI Director Muller,Cabinet members including Connie Rice, Colin Powell,Wolforwitz,Rumsfeld and more but as you know justice doesn't prevail for this in America. Right down to giving me heart attacks and 24 hour stabbing pains, making me anemic,making red and white blood counts cut in half, telling me "you're sterile" , giving my Navy MOM blood/brain barrier leak, telling me they did this to my Air Force Dad, these are the people out Military has become , same as terrorists. Abbetting the enemy in time of War, Violating the U.S. Constitution which nobody cares about, violating the Bill of Rights, Violating the Nuremberg Code , Violationg Darpa code 45 46, violating 6 United Nations Resolutions, Violating the United Nation Slavery treaty , Violating the U.N. Trade in Torture Equipment . Our Department of Defence with their Microwave Spectrum think this technology that killed here in Port Charlotte Florida one Mr Shawn Hill and making a "programmed Assassin" out of his wife Mrs.Kathleen Hill is good science."Programmed Assassin" is exactly why this technology was created, since MKUltra looks like 50 years dod, corporate, school illegal development, and the newspaper reporters who know something is going on in Port Charlotte ,said Mr Hill ,had many excessive odd dreams demons both visual images and audio mostly when nobody is around ,like me , and sleep depravation ,all this crime's same M.O. as 100's of other citizens across this Country , just like me .Mr Hill took perscription medication for his back just like me ,thus making Florida's Police Matrix List.If they can practice and make perfect the "programmed assasin" in Florida then any tourist can be programmed and exported (when they go back from the sunny visit) to their home Country.DOD computer with DOD microwave spectrum sent to torture me real-time images and its A.I. voices , from its storage data bank, images are sent in real-time or triggered directly to my eye nerve like the voices to auditory nerve. How many airport images worldwide do you think the NSA has in their DOD data bank along with NSA colected and intercepted cell phone and land line voices of citizens worldwide ? Matched with facial recognition ,name ,voice and A.I how many can be duplicated for export over the microwave spectrum to torture citizens like me ? This software never to be suspect, yet all financed/sponcered by Department of Defence HCI seemless snergy add-on software possibly expanded from [name removed],John st Clair Akwei, [name removed], me [name removed] , Shawn Hill and 23 years of the same M.O. torture of citizens . This Meanwhile the newspaper reports Mrs. Kathleen Hill was "in a fog" as to why and how the shooting happened .Just what this technology does. The technology that makes Soldiers commit suicide more than any other war in history, go distraught and AWOL , a Frankenstein running it ,running this program ,our own DOD who thinks this is all good for Soldiers and Citizens even though it will destroy the world,own it by questioning business leaders ,military leaders, political leaders, not just in America but WORLDWIDE . Since this technology can interragate and interact with anyone's sub-concious without their knowledge what-so-ever I'm telling all world leaders about it and my story.It's facial and voice recognition used for torture ,but more important my lifetime memory's with images of my life and matching evoked potentials and responces recorded from childhood to adulthood ,into a data bank. I'm sure many unknowing citizens are filed and catogorized - broken down any which way , put into files and catogorized in their DOD + "Power Discreet" computer to be regulated at any time .Happening now , they would never know if A CITIZEN is on the straight sleep depravation only software ,panic software , or sub-concious talking Q&A ,or stealing of knowledge or memory extraction over sleep ,or any combinations from panic attacks on a timed basis to torture - 1000's of software applications for different personalities from panic attacks to torture are and can be made , the artificial intelligence can constantly send images ,voices , some real-time,murder senerio's with blood/brain barrier leaks of family members (real-time voice) ,taunts of family friends and loved ones 24/7 to my brain Now you know why military wifes in this war ,are complaining about burning semen from their husbands, it's being connected to microwaves and a computer(I know) ,HCI for monitoring ,while Soldiers have 3 days no sleep and get pumped full of adrenaline via computer and department of defence. Now you know,where the Warfighter programs are going at any time they want to torture more military familys and civilians. Now I know from being tortured , and still am tortured the Facts that coinside with the Hills and Soldiers and Department of Defence technology .These microwave weapons will destroy everything we have worked for as Americans. My family goes back to the 1600's on both sides in New England,one family name [name removed] on the Mayflower and this is treason from the Mayflower Compact, ,this is not what Adams ,Jefferson and Washington had in mind "mind control".Poison from Air or Water , any substance intake ,that's why the 4th Amendment reads "to be secure in one's own person" the Framers knew anyone could be poisoned .Now our brain's themselfs can be tortured through the air we breath by our own so-called National Security.They have the software/hardware to kill through these Department of Defence operated and controled microwave spectrum directly to your brains eeg's, my own brainwaves. Once your brains eeg's are in the data bank your screwed, for life. So WHO will be at the computer controling our Armed Services ? Our Citizens of the United States and here in Port Charlotte the testing ground for mass control?seems like a city wide study here since it's been in the newspapers here,people know of the through the skull voices, sleep depravation,induced dreams,induced images just like Shawn Hill a Federal Forestry worker experianced and I am tortured with . How long before other nations and E.U. just attack Haarp or GWEN or our Country because of this crime and what our country does to its citizens ,being an American with 400 years heritage in New England and Massachusetts where my Nation began and we learn it at an early age, how do I "get over this"? I never will , I only have in common what an Aushwitz surviver has ,not just the ones starved and beaten but more in common with the people that were used as medical butcher torture experiments. The destroying of a nation through mind-control of DOD microwave spectrum. And the idiots at the top think this is good , must be because businees and all - if you can read a CEO's mind - question his or her sub-concious - put ideas into his or her sub-concious you'd be better in business and easily make those "big deals" (even for an idiot) while others you destroy or hold in check and or limbo . These family's get rich you and your "Power Discreet" and verging control of all military ,business, citizens body and mind ( with lineage making that continual and unsuspected). Same microwave mind control or mood control as the pentagon I'm sure would like to refer it by technology deployed in other Country's .Media I'm sure no exception and maybe human/computer error ,on purpose by accident , so many journalists deaths in War time .On Superbowl Sunday while I was watching the Patriots the voices were ridiculing me saying the Patriots suck and taunting me when they missed a pass completion ,they were also ridiculing Bruski saying he is overrated , I saw him on the sidelines with his helmit off I said hey he's kinda cute the voices ridiculed the Pats again and throughout the game until the end. When I watched the Parade in Boston for the Patriots , Bruski was holding the trophy and I thought what do you think of Bruski now? The voice said you'll see. Then about a week ago I heard Bruski had a stroke (today being Feb 28 ,2005), an unexplained stroke when I read the newspaper at Denny's and the voice said "what do you think of him now" . These department of defence people attack family physically like threatning my Mom and soon after Brain/blood barrier leak to break me down , emotionally using evoked potentials making you estranged from family by their own emotions using their emotions against you ,they do the same to friends,neibors and loved ones I found out,because this is their M.O. for decades all to make citizens go insane ,to be paranoid and to think everyone is after them and everything bad is your fault . This is part of their DOD program ,software/hardware in their department of defence super-computer and deployed over department of defence controled airwaves. They use all your family ,friends,loved ones,neibors, hollywood stars voices either recorded in their DOD computer or real-time sub-concious questioning .They use their voices to ridicule you ,call you names , console you , give you hope or bring you dispair. Quite possibly used were what sounded like real-time concious voices in a brain to brain link-up , or computer to my brian link-up with some family,friends ,loved ones,hollywood stars and political figures that sounded very concerned about me and wanted to help - it also gave me a chance to tell all the voices that I was being severely tortured worst than any aushwitz POW of Hitler's that went through brain/body mind-control experiments and torture .That way I could tell them all every voice that I was being tortured in real-time. Some said so were they .Others said I will help you,or like Tom Hanks voice said "I'm hear for you" . Also as the E.U. report 1998 "An Appraisal of Technologies of Political Control " Luxembourg Jan 6 just about the same senerio , now the torture technology should be known and help for humanity I would expect ... The same technology is why the rush to change the name from Soldier after 225 years , to "warfighter" 1/2 computer 1/2 soldier. Partial timeline of crime in case the F.B.I. who can't provide security for citizens like me ,tortured ,with the same M.O. for over 23 years : Radisson Inn Ft. Meyers June 8th 2004 trying to escape high pitched frequency and voices calling me "asshole" and "Iraqi" from my apartment at Polo's , Crown Plaza Worcester June 11 ,2004 called police after first death threat and admitted June 12th 2004 to UMass Medical Plantation St Worcester ,tortured where those things blew up in my stomach, released June 17 2004 went to Hampton Inn Revere Massachusetts June 17th where tortured with epileptic attack and "don't die on me Iraqi " screaming in my brain by military type person voice (commanding), taken by Cataldo Ambulance to Whittier General voices saying they are killing me and my body getting cold ;legs and arms turning to ice , June 28 2004 Renaissance Mayflower Hotel Washington D.C. called [name removed] of Darpa taken twenty minutes later to Washington Comprehensive Emergency when released went to Hart and Russell Senate building left papers describing technological efects comparing some to Lifelog and telling of death threats to my Mother and family , but not telling of the torture just the technology happening to me ,and I didn't explain the Umass Medical - Whittier General- Washington Comprehensive incredibly quick 16 day fabricated psychological record on me ( their normal M.O. for the torture crime) and also after going to Washington D.C. August's 4th 2004 Bahamas mind control torture right up on the wing of a shiney new Gulfstream Jet August 4th , bringing the total timeframe of the fabricated psychological record to deploy , attack , mind control and torture me to a grand total of less than a month . In a month a fabracated huge record of 3 hospitals and one jail in the Bahamas which is supposed to release the Goverment of the United States of any liability even though their M.O. has been the same for decades. Ruining my life , ruining my health ,telling me I'm sterile and will never have children, telling me acid just exploded in me ,telling me "beach place is gone" ,telling me they are going to rape and kill my mother with her actual voice screaming , telling me they blew off my nieces ankles ,gave my brother-in-law a heart attack along with my brother , attacking my Mom for over 6 months with her voice screaming ,using family ,friends ,football stars,hollywood stars ,political leaders names and voices , telling me they doubled and tripled teched my mother , using neibors voices to say directly to my brain they are going to kill me , and this fabracated hospital and jail stay because of their computer program via their department of defence airwaves the air we breath made in less than a month is supposed to be their defence. An M.O. lasting over two decades , with hundreds of citizens for victims and hundreds of military familys.And Darpa ,ONR think the American citizen it just plain stupid.Maybe that is why when released from the Bahamas Jail and deported [name removed] from the U.S. Embassy Nassau RUSHED me out of the Bahamas . Sincerely , [name removed]
- P.S. hope somebody gets some balls to stand -up for America and me besides just me.

DOD Novel, pt 5

2006-09-28T16:48:00.001-07:00

Alright, I thought this was going to be the last one, but it would just be too long. Looks like the DOD Novel is 6 chapters.
In this exciting chapter, our intrepid hero talks via microwave with many governmental officials, Hollywood stars (including Joe Pesci and Molly Ringwald - Oh boy!), and Nobel laureates who aren't Nobel laureates.
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Also using Department of Defence supercomputers for the Human Computer Interaction torture of me along with sub-contractors and sponcers in conjunction with department of defence funds and with possibly the research of nobal louriates such as [names removed] who I questioned after seeing his recorded interview in the internet via DOD microwaves,DOD computer and his voice and image.This DOD research and funded technologies made my heart skip a beat in Worcester ,Massachusetts as I clutched my chest in pain hanging on to the rented SUV drivers door and the military voice said "his heart skipped a beat" .I believe they had some sort of human to computer biological monitoring software to know this. Also high pitched frequencys that uploads to the NSA computer my memory and real time situations seeing what I see, from sexual intercourse with a Lover in my bathroom and elsewhere while ridiculing me , to bathroom times ,shower times , to downloading into my brain ,terrorist attacks through the department of defence microwave spectrum into my brain. While in Ft. Lauderdale saying "beach place is gone" with sound effects of explosions in my brain while I was near Beach Place on Sunrise Blvd ,in Ft. Lauderdale.This they downloaded into memory via the department of defence microwave spectrum once again the same spectrum controled by the NSA Signals Intelligence Officer by the Department of Defence for our National Defence and Security . The computer they use said it was the NSA computer named "JOHN" ,in many different A.I. voices and personalities, computer virtual personalities -ones not taken from real persons like citizens of the United States and the world along with their envoked potentials and stored , are patented by General Magic . The technology can question and interragate , destroy , and program for murder anyone's sub-concious mind without them knowing at all being asleep or awake ,and without their permission . Therefore the voices and names I state below who made comments ,tortured me, or conversed with me for support, was either their sub-concious thoughts being infultrated in real time by the department of defence technologies , or interragated thoughts,memorys, previously recorded into the department of defence computer and sent to me , or computer to my brain via microwaves in real time link-up ,either the concious or sub-concious thoughts of these people , or live via computer or phone via department of defence's spectrum once again controled by them , to my brain. With this their EEG's would have been in the super-computer and them "called up" by the NSA/CIA using my memory ,DOD microwaves, DOD super-computer , whether Presidents , Cabinet members, Military Officers , Foreign heads of State , family ,friends,loved ones,or Hollywood stars, they used many of them including Nobal Louriates [names removed] who I conversed with via microwaves and whose research attests to concious and sub-concious workings.To torture me they used these voices who, because this technology can do question and answers with a person's sub-concious without their knowledge, there is no way to tell if that happened, or, if it's just digitalized NSA computer voices sent to torture,with real-time questions and answers . This is a very important point in this technology already developed.Your concious thoughts it can answer or comment back using your sub-concious thoughts and reply in anyone's voice that you think of ,or picture because of facial recognition ,that's in the Department of Defence supercomputer. It's facial recognition ,voice recognition but it's actually mind recognition of a person who can respond to your own thoughts in their own voice , via DOD's computer and DOD's available data bank. Weather citizens thoughts, voices,and personalities are previously data banked, or EEG's of Citizens they have data banked are "called up" for real-time just another way my department of defence who tortures me an American Citizen and others . It is their super-computer NSA/CIA trait for destroying an American without me thinking of them ,which can only be done by the computer putting them in my thoughts using DOD microwaves just as the computer puts "voice through the skull " to torture. At times I have told the NSA computer named "John" to go find certain world leaders and such for a Q&A session using this super-computer -linked up illegally to my brain.When I do this ,it actually finds that person maybe by their EEG's anywhere and questions their sub-concious in real-time without them knowing it. From a vast department of defence data bank,it can also put more than one person's sub-concious thoughts in real time into a sort of "chat room" with other people's sub-concious real time thoughts and the real-time ,to try to drive me synethically insane. Artificial Intelligence and the memory of people whose memory , personality and voice has already been extracted,and data banked are used in this computer.I can only describe what it does as a layman , my Country's department of defence super-computer and a program ,system, or application to destroy its Citizens . The voices appearing and questioned were :President George W. Bush's voice , Laura Bush's voice and image ,Dick Cheney 's voice and image ,Connie Rice's name and voice,Paul Wolforvitz voice,President George H.W. Bush voice,John Kerry name and voice and image,[names removed] had an entire George Soros senerio with him coming to rescue me while in jail in the Bahamas with explosions in the foxhill prison opening jail doors and a person in the doorway yelling [name removed] I tried to make it to the door but the all-England military type people that were in the jail wouldn't let me out .There were about 40 men from England who looked like Military when there were explosions in Foxhill Prison and the door flung open with a man who said [name removed] . I tried to leave but at that time the English men were stopping me ,getting in my way ,and taking the buckets out of the cell and into the hallway at 3-4 am in the morning. I would like to find these people ,from the Bahamas police and their records. Also another senerio with John Kerry's voice coming to rescue me with explosions ,gunshots and images of him outside the Bahamas Nassau Downtown Central jail.That lasted 8 hours and more .My own father ,a WW2 Air Force vet gunner ,[name removed]'s memory were tarnished by these terrorists. Barbara Boxer's name and voice talked with her for about a week ,also senerio's of JFK Jr's plane going down with images and a voice that said they took care of JFK Jr's "magnetics" , John McCain's name and voice and image ,Harrison Ford's name and voice , Ted Kennedy name and voice and image, Jack Nickelson's name and voice and 3D image, I talked with him for about 4 days on and off ,Tom Cruise's name and voice,also a voice saying he's Jose Delgato,John Norseen from Lockhead Martin , Igor Smirnov name and voice , Tom Green,Susan Sarandon's hologram appeared before me saying she's Susan in her voice ,Angelina Jolie in a holograph interviewing me in her United Nations capasity and in her actual voice,Micheal Bolton,[name removed] (Bell South trainer), Steven Segal name and voice- I had a conversation with him ,Brad Pitt and his wife in 3D interactive image and voice,John Travolta with a long senerio how he was going to fly his jet to pick me up and rescue me ,Tony Danza name and voice, Joe Pesci name and voice, Arnold Swartznegger the govenor of California's name and voice ,Joe Tobacco in his voice and name talking with me because I told them at the department of defence and was thinking many times as the torture continues that Joe was my family's Lawyer for 30 plus years -I recalled Joe in my memory ,then his image and voice appeared and via the DOD microwaves DOD computer I did a question and answer session , Renee Zwelwigger's name and voice ,Harrison Ford name and voice ,neibor's [name removed] name and voice in the Polo Ft. Meyers Jason and Mary,Neibors voices across ,friend [name removed] of Boca Raton a Brittish citizen name and voice , [name removed] of Boca Raton,[name removed] name and voice ,Chris Brown ,MSNBC's Hardball Chris Matthews name and voice -I talked with him for over one week ,Senator Ed Markey name and voice ,Donald Rumsfeld's name and voice ,President Jacques Chirac name and voice ,Prime Minister Tony Blair name and voice I had a conversation with him ,Senator Joe Biden voice and name,Alan Dershawitz the Harvard Lawyer's name and voice,and image , I had many question and answer sessions with him , Senator Ed Markey and Bill Nelson I had questions for him , also Danzel Washington who sounded like him but said he wasn't an actor , ,President Vadimir Putin,President V. Fox of Mexico's name and voice , Mel Gibson name and voice -I had a long conversations consisting again of questions and answers with him many times ,Cameron Diaz , Tom Hanks name and voice who said "I'm here for you [name removed]" ,Drew Barrymore ,Lucy Lu.Are these their actual real-time sub-concious conversations with me over the department of defences microwave spectrum with this secret NSA terror weapon ? More names I've talked with are John Negroponte asking him when he will do something about this , Ted Turner's voice and name ,Roupert Murdock name and voice , David E. Sanger name and voice , Patrick D. Healy, Carlotta Gall name and voice, Edward Wong name and voice, [name removed] name and voice , [name removed] name and voice , many questions with [name removed] (CWA) and James Hoffa , Madonna , Michelle Phiffer , [name removed] (Bell South CWA) ,Moreen Dowd name and voice , [name removed] name and voice ,[names removed] she said of Chicago area , [name removed] said he's a reporter, [whole bunch of names] , Yoshinori Ono , [name removed] , Molly Ringwald , Because the computer can join you together into conversations and question another person's sub-concious totally without their knowledge,they need to be notified about this .Or is it just NSA supercomputer digitalized voices from memorys previously extracted and data banked,and using A.I. and thought words for the Memex type technology to pick out and trigger evoked potentials emotions ,such as angry or fear (loves that one) which in turn tuiggers another A.I. voice responce to my thoughts via department of defence microwave spectrum, -considering they were answering my questions in real-time in their voices and personalities and the technology can do this -all these are valid questions to this torture and the Citizens need to know about this genocide with 20 years history ,and this terrorism against me . While I was in Boston,Massachusetts while being tortured I stayed at the Hampton Bay Inn in Chelsea area, and while I had the voices screaming at me ,I had an epliptic like attack with my body spasms from all my muscles all at the same time and a voice saying "Don't die on me Iraqi" "don't die on me Iraqi". I was on the floor when Cataldo Ambulance took me to Whittier General .I didn't explain the voices , they said it was a panic attack. ......I read later in the Sun-Sentinal a report these threats were used to "break " people are called catogory 3 threats using family , friends and threats of murder . Mind you , I learned this the hard way AFTER THE FACT. The stabbing pains and high pitched frequency - which was every day and every night, along with catogory 3 threats of family members ,friends, loved ones,along with neibors, in my brain which is actually called "through the skull voice it still torturing me . I found the Sea/Kohn's Project contract with the Awarding Agency being the Department of Defence ,SBIR contract number F41624-95-C-9007 , Title; Communicating via the Microwave Auditory Effect , Company name and address ;Science and Engineering Assoc,INC. 6100 Uptown Blvd NE ,Albuquerque ,NM 87110 . Phone # 505-884-2300 , Description: Radio frequency communications via Microwaves and the Auditory nerve in the skull ,numerous military applications exist in areas of search ,rescue, special operations,security. Project funding : $739,995.00 Earlier study ;department of defence awarded and contract number F41624-93-C-9013 Brian Kohn's project OPIC number AF93-026, Control number 93AL-185. This absolute proof the department of defence uses this technology. I also had between October 22,2004- November 22,2004 a directed energy electromagnetic attack on my home at [address removed] Florida that at the same split-second it put out all my house lights and stalled my 2002 truck while I was being taunted and tortured by a voice through my auditory nerve in my skull, at the exact same second. A citizen right here in Florida,tortured . I went to Washington D.C. by U.S. Air June 28,2004 as I was going to leave my papers with senators , I called DARPA asked questions to Douglas Gage and 20 minutes later - police were at my Hotel door Mayflower Hotel telling me I threatened to "hurt myself" and they had to bring me in, yup 1 day in a Washington "nut house" .After leaving [address removed] Washington D.C., I went to the Russell Senate Office Building and the Hart Senate Building and left the facts of what was happening to me and the threats of my Mother and Family, friends ,I compared some of the technology effects with that of the Lifelog program and left it at John McCain's office also Hilary Clinton, Ed Markey,John Kerry,Carl Levin, Barbara Boxer,Patrick Leahy,nearly all of the Hart and Russell Office Building Senators and faxed/sent mail to John Ashcroft ,Cia Directors Porter Goss and Tenent ,Professor Alan Dershowitz,Secratary of State Colin Powell,FCC's Micheal Powell,Senator Arlin,Senator Diane Feinstein,Lawyer Erin Brockovitz,Senator Joe Biden, Spector, Vice President Dick Cheney,National Security Advisor Connie Rice, Alcee Hastings office in Oakland park left papers there ,Florida ,Senator Bill Nelson's Lauderdale Lakes Florida left papers there, Nearly NONE of my faxes , or e-mails make it out of Florida most all of my faxes and e-mails are intercepted -even to Senators and Congress. In Naples Florida I was followed to mail boxes while I mailed letters to Senators and Congress that I believe they picked up,considering they were following me right to the mail box. I have returned mail addressed to Rockefeller Center to Katie Couric and others in Rockefeller Center that are in the media that was returned to me with a rubber stamp reading "not known New York ,New York" . How's THAT for the AMERICA Adams, Jefferson, Washington and Franklin made and started in my home state of Massachusetts. From faxes and emails being taken and not going through with a voice saying "I got that one " and I got that one too" , to mail addressed to Rockefeller center being returned with a stamp of "not known New York, New York". Everything I send emails etc..to Rockafeller Center and the Nobal Prize Foundation is always returned . Why ? Like so many other things the NSA control.Audio/Visual in real time during all this torture ,made possible seeing all addressed mail in real time as I wrote out the addresses . Using these methods of catogory 3 threats they threatened family from my 82 year old MOM who then had brain blood barrier leak to my brother and my family in Canada they threatened,to my sister and her family in Maine , to lovers ,friends, and more. .Also the Military persons,who said they were at Ft Meade ,Md. calling me "IRAQI" 24 hours a day when I'm American , 1/2 French , 1/4 Yankee English 1/4 Lebonese whose family's have been been in Massachusetts and New England both the [names removed] since the 1600's before America was created including the [name removed] who came over on the Mayflower in the 1600's. Racial Profiling and hate crimes along with violating our United States Constitution, Bill of Rights, Nuremburg Code , Darpa code 45 46 ,industrial board approval for human experiments for funding studies were violated,NSA codes and regulations violated that need autorney generals signed paper also special court signed papers also nsa director signed papers just for any kind of observation via airwaves never mind torture and mind-control of pains ,constant death threats to me and my Mother ,family members and friends and neibors, and microcapsules blowing up inside me , United Nations Resolutions on Torture about 6 of them violated, U.N.'s Slavery Treaty when they can move your head ,heat my organs , move my eyes,legs,arms,fingers, give head pain ,heat my head then say "you're sterile" ,stabbing body pain,stabbing head pain it is mind control then your a slave these Goverment Department of Defence terrorists violated, the sponcers, software and hardware manufactorers and patents that make this technology a "seemless" application all violated the United Nations Trade in Torture Equipment Agreement,to this day are torturing me. While in Ft Lauderdale the voice through the skull said "there's a bomb in your truck" I got out of the truck ASAP parked in front of a bay on Sunrise Blvd at King Auto Mall ran across the street where a huge "Beach place is gone" "beach place is gone" Now the U.S.Goverment is downloading into memory terrorist bomb threats into Citizens minds to make them insane or dead,this is what they did to me [name removed].While torturing me they gave me smells directly to my brain both bad and good ones, that a voice that said "smells like Deputy Director Paul Wolforvitz" when it smelled like dead fish ,and many different smells ,one like rotted fish ,one like flowers one like a grandmothers purfume. Most all made me vomit or want to vomit . Nobal Louriate [name removed] research could attest how this is done. Are they using her research to torture American Citizens and does she know it? The computer and these terrorist have sent me immersive interactive 3D images of Port Charlotte residents ,old girlfriends from Massachusetts, movie stars, on a regular basis. I would like to know if their EEG's would have to be in their supercomputer for them to do this or at the very least have their consent ? . How could the department of defence do this ? So please help me . Questions that need answering Who ordered the military transport of me in the Bahamas? This will lead to who the perpetrators are in the Military, and lead to these terrorists. Where can I get the Bahamas Police notes including the people who did all the transporting of me in the Bahamas ? Who were the actors /CIA at Umass Medical and the Navy Seal in Memorial Hospital ? Who were the people in the green Nissan pickup following me ? Who drove the white Gelco Corporation leased SUV that followed me for 4 weeks while this mind control and torture was going on? That will lead to the terrorists and perpetretors . What does [name removed] manager of the [name removed] apartment complex in Ft. Mayers know of the break in at my apartment that stole my property and first she said nothing was in my apartment it was "cleaned out" then I got Ft. Meyers Police there and lots of my property was in apartment # [removed] , what was she hiding and why was the apartment across from me empty of 6 months when top floor end units are the most sought after apartments anywhere ? Where can I get an International Lawyer to help me since Federal Authorities have let this genocide go scott-free for 23 years and more (based on [name removed] same experiance ,with this same crime's M.O. , my torture sodtware is just more department of defence up-to-date. Is this the way we treat WW2 vets son ? Not where I come from. They also "downloaded" into memory bin Laden fears and images into me - is this what the department of defence does to American Citizens whose family has been here since the 1600's because they can not catch bin Laden ? So they use family,friends,girlfriends, bin Laden, the Bush family , the Bush Cabinet and more to torture citizens WHY ? They tell me they are going to kill my Mom then my Mother has brain/blood barrier leak, these are the facts. They used the Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush as the biggest torturers along with the Bush family including the elderly Barbara Bush with images of them on a computer and in a virtual reality room with a virtual reality glove to torture me while at the same time using their voices "through the skull" to torture me ,taunt me and ridicule me while I'm being stabbed , slit, and "deboweled" by this virtual ,microwave , department of defence technology. This probably to make believe in their virtual loss of reality world that bin Laden terrorist are behind it when it is all documented for over 23 years and all department of defence microwave spectrum , department of defence contracts and department of defence financed and researched technology by schools and universitys financed by the Office of Navy Research and Darpa. , with military helicopter transports, and Bush goverment phone calls to my brother in Canada , with scripted questions and the same M.O. for over 23 years. More voices that were in my mind with "through the skull voice were Danzel Washington name and voice,my cousin [name removed] Detroit Mi. I took a flight Nov 24th 2004 U.S. Air Ft Meyers to Boston upon arriving drove straight to Foxwood resort to take my mind off this torture but in Foxwood resort in Mashantucket Pequot's Tribal Nation I was attacked even more and my head heated , stabbing knife pains throughout my body ,voices and hot needles going through my skull incredible pain,constant high pitched frequency going through my head -I had to leave Foxwood right away,and went to my Mom's.I was also attacked in Florida every time I go through Seminole and Missaukee Indian Nation land to pick up my mail at my Ft. Lauderdale post office box. On Thanksgiving I was attacked with stabbing pain ,voices ,high pitched frequency throughout my head ,I threw up in the bathroom and another "dream" with my father being thrown into a dug grave naked ,all this on Thanksgiving in Kennebunk Maine. The torture is non-stop. The same thing at Christmas but without the dream of my WW2 vet father at the same location throughout Maine and Massachusetts.In the Travellodge Hotel on A1A in Ft.Lauderdale recently I had a talk with the voice through my skull that said he was John or Nelson Rockerfeller -I said "the Rockerfellers" he said yes I said why are you torturing me ,is it because nobody like the young adults or kids know that name anymore he said YES , other voices that I questioned and got their answers were Woody Harrelson,[name removed] of Boca Raton,Florida [name removed] retired Kirkland Air Force Base New Mexico his voice and name, and [name removed] Chief Scientist Directed Energy Directorate A.F. Kirkland N.M.his voice and name ,[name removed] A.F. also Nobal Lourate [name removed] name and voice ,Nobal Lourate [name removed],Nobal Lourate [name removed] name and voice does he know of his work possibly used to torture American citizens? ,also Lt. General Michael V. Hayden his voice and name . Lt. Gen. Michael V. Hayden , USAF - House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence April 12 , 2000 page 4 said - "the President recognized that certain intelligence gathering techniques , SUCH AS SIGNALS INTELLIGENCE , MUST ABIDE BY THE FOURTH AMENDMENT. " It is a fact that Signals intelligence does not monitor or record this frequency but how come it records nearly all our cell phone conversations , monitors our email and faxes with echolon yet does not record this department of defence torture frequency that takes citizens by surprize in their own homes and tortures and destroys them ,men, woman , and children in their own homes ?

Just a note...

2006-09-27T15:28:00.000-07:00

Before I post the last of the DOD Novel parts, I just wanted to note something. If you checked out the link in my comments about the guy who was sueing the NSA for mindcontrol stuff, good. If you checked out the root site of that link, mindcontrolforums.com, great. I was taking a look at it after posting that yesterday. God, that is just the Nutjob Motherlode. Awesome.

Of special note: they ask the nebulous "they" who are running these "mind control experiments" to fill out a questionnaire. I couldn't make this stuff up, folks. I don't have that kind of time.

DOD Novel, pt 4

2006-09-26T14:49:00.000-07:00

You asked for it, you got it. Part 4 of the "DOD Novel". Almost at the end here, probably one more post of this size to finish it off.
You'll note there are a couple people's names I left in here. First off, Kathleen Hill and Shawn Hill which I found out via Google refers to a murder case. Second, John St.Clair Akwei, who apparently is trying to sue the NSA for controlling his mind. I include those to show how this guy is including outside sources in his delusions. Also, you'll finally get a hint why he decided to send this to Microsoft.
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I got only one bowl of rice a day and 1-2 small glasses of water,and stayed around 7 days there ,no shower all the time there and slept on the floor with rats.I was throwing up and being tortured by what seemed to be a laser cutting and slitting me or a virtual reality type of slitting .Also and very important like all this torture , inside Downtown Central jail a Laser seemed to cut something inside my head above and behind my left ear ,dripping hot substance down inside my head , then a piece of brain or whatever dropped down like a small lobe of brain just dropped. While in jail,Foxhill Jail in the Bahamas ,inmates came up to me and asked me what were scripted questions 1.Are you married? 2.Do you have kids? 3. Are you single? 4.Do you live alone? These people seemed to be like paid actors in the Foxhill Jail.They would ask me those four questions then walk away- ,almost lineing up to ask me one after another.Inmates beat me with their sneakers -I asked one day why they're doing that an inmate told me there is a rumor going around that I rape black girls. Another person asked those same four questions of me ,and I asked him "how much do they pay you to do this?" He said $1,000.00 every time he sees me and gives me a hard time.This was at Foxhill Jail.I asked how many on this "brain team" which he told me was a nickname,he said 19 or 20 . In the Downtown Central the voice of President Herbert Walker Bush said my father was MKDelta programs Code Blue and that someone followed my father around and did this to him, heated his organs and did through the skull voices.In the jail the voices through the skull were doing what felt like slitting my intestine area with a razor blade caused unbearable pain ,it feels just like a razor inside my intestines slitting them , I was bent over in pain, I was throwing up ,this still goes on today.I was forced to do forced swallowing and forced yawning that I could not stop at their voice command,it was impossible for me to stop the yawning ,head back a little, mouth opened as wide as it could go ,sometimes the voice would say "take your medicine" and I'd feel something go into my throat and my mouth would be manually shut by them,virtually,a virtual reality torture. Sometimes they would say "poison pill" and while they made me open my mouth in a yawn type pose the person or persons at the computer /holomar 3d virtual reality side of this human computer interaction would stick what felt like his hand down my throat almost down into my stomach while my gag instinct took over and made me vomit.Sounds unreal with the rest but completely and factually true.All after the United States military Helicopter transported of me in the Bahamas,and after I informed the Senators what was happening to me and threats to my Mom and family members. This went on for weeks both in the Bahamas and Florida. Sometimes 3,4,5 times an hour,in Foxhill Jail,and home in Florida.This torture is something I have never read about anywhere . At home in Florida while being tortured in my home at [address removed] I had non-stop 24/7 throbbing pain areas in my head under the skin between skin and skull something felt like the size of pin heads were all over my head giving me pain so great I held my head in pain crying sometimes all day non-stop ,at the very least I cried in pain every morning and every night over 9 months while the voices ridiculed me and said they were in Ft Meade, Tampa, Texas,and Los Almos . It became a ritual voices of loved ones,Chris Brown and family -to break me down crying at least twice a day ,in the morning and at night ,for 9 months plus and still today .At the same time it felt like my brain was expanding onto my cranium.This area seemed swollen and gave such pain I thought I was going to die, or have blood/brain leak, it never stopped throbbing and burning hot. Twenty-four hours a day the voices would torture me ,threaten my family and the will to live was taken away from me, my body depleted of all my energy ,anemic,red and white blood cell count in half,down from 180lbs to 150lbs in 4 weeks, and tortured by their "program" their "software" overpowering my EEG's, and this "program" controling my mind,my biological body ,my chemical makeup ,which I found one of the Los Almos and Darpa solicitations # BAA01-42 that change a person's biological makeup into electrical signals to be sent over the department of defence's microwave spectrum to a super-computer, just so they can destroy a persons God given chemical and biological make-up,to be controled , not by nature , but by them at the department of defence.They control my body functions, wouldn't let me think of any happy thoughts only sad ones. I was about to attempt suicide - in my bathroom I took a blanket put it in my bathtub , put a generator in my bathroom and was about to take sleeping pills a bottle but didn't .I still have a burn mark on the toilet seat where the muffler from the generator hit.After I heard a miltary voice say later on "I don't know where they got the Gitmo Software" "I don't know where they got the Gitmo software" "I don't know how it got out of Gitanamo Bay" This must have been the software program that takes away a person's will to live used before at Gitmo Bay,Cuba. Recently, I asked the voice what are you doing and do your have other Port Charlotte residents EEG's like the Hill family in your computer,because I read of Shawn Hill's death and he had sleep depravation, demons both visual images and audio ,and excessive dreams the voice said YES. I asked do you have Shawn Hill's EEG's the voice said YES. I asked what you did to Kathleen Hill the voice said "I Envoked her" .I asked if she was "programmed" to kill her husband like a "programmed assasin" and the voice said YES . I asked who programmed her the voice said "I DID IT" .I asked if they had Kathleen Hill's EEG's in a computer the voice said YES. Then the voice said he had a 9 year old childs EEG's in the computer .When I asked if he had other children's EEG's and envoked them.I got no answer.This was either a live person or the computers artificial intelligence but whoever knew about downloading into memory or hypnotic suggestion "programming". I later asked why so many American citizens EEG's in a computer, -he said a "New World Order" ,I said what do you mean ,the through the skull voice said a "superior race". I said is that like Carnegie Institution Eugenic's program from WW2 the voice said YES.So I looked that up and bookmarked it and saw the MKDelta program they said they used against my father.I saw the "Gehlan Organization" and CIA and mind control has been going on along time by a certain few,since the 1950's. Later on in the month one of the things that were causing the unbearable pain under my skin the size of pinheads were virtually reality removed by someone ,as the voice said hold your finger there on your head in each spot where you feel it -I did - and I could actually feel a virtual reality type probe under my skin , banging to disintegrate and break up these pinhead things ,just one more thing in the United States Goverment human computer interaction "program" causing tremendous pain and murder .Some might exist but not as many filling my head,and these are seperate from the synethic telepathy EEG attacks of people in the past,I had read about.Sleep depravation , senerio's,voices,smells, and images with brain chemical differences stimulated all by computer ,with excess adreneline easily causes my heart attacks and I'm sure with most people over twenty something years heart failure ,murder. People can now be hooked in together with concious and sub-concious thoughts via software/computer/DOD spectrum in an EEG sort of "chat room" . Effects could be given to the mass people , simutaniously via DOD software ,DOD computer and DOD airwaves. Depression or guilt ridden events recorded in DOD computer and played over and over in my mind , including two photos of child poronography , with matching "evoked potentials" almost made me commit suicide. This software I imagine is the suicide software , to get rid of people via the "Power Discreet" way - which my own Police ,F.B.I. National Security seems not to be able to protect me from ,even though the "Power Discreet" has the same M.O. for over 23 years. . Months later while coming back from Toronto,Canada after being tortured there also , I was directed in Ft.Lauderdale International Airport to two Customs/immagration agents ,one [name removed] with an aluminum clipboard with a bumper sticker that read "Don't mess with Texas" and the other person a short red-headed lady name Bailey on her name tag .They asked me the exact same questions as the jail convicts script in the Bahamas 1.Are you married? 2.Do you have kids? 3.Are you single ?. 4 Do you live alone? These the EXACT same scripted questions the inmates in jail would come up to me and ask ,then walk away. I tried to make a phone call and [name removed] said "put the phone down" "your not even in the Country yet" and I thought what are you going to do not let me in my own Country? What I'll be in perpetual motion on a plane forever? Then I asked an agent 15 feet away another red-headed woman "Have you seen these agents before?" "NO" she said "this is the first time I have ever seen them". I looked up web address [URL outdated] a Court case involving NSA Microwave technology ,John St. Clair Akwei ,that included EEG memory extraction and human computer interaction just what this is. It all made sense because the "voices" were using past expierences ,all my family in threats , friends in threats from Massachusetts ,friends from Florida , movie stars , to bring up and taunt me with them .A great deal of the technologies are patented which I now have .The NSA are the ONLY people who can do this and they were describing the things I was seeing IN REAL TIME to try to "drive me nuts" and to suicide .Not only can they see in real time what I was seeing,they tried to destroy me,and still are doing it . I lost 30 lbs in about 4 weeks flat ,became anemic ,blood counts down to half both red and white, and having huge amounts of pain and torture when those voices threaten to kill me , my family,and friends. Now I bought a new computer and went to work researching, I found the Department of Defence CONTRACTS to Carnegie Mellon's Human Computer Interaction Department which supported [some info removed] non-verbal communication thought via a human's brain EEG's through the Defence Department's microwave spectrum to the computer NSA. This software and hardware human computer interaction goverment/corporate research is sponcored by General Motors ,Intel,Bell Atlantic,DARPA ,DOD,IBM,Interactive Systems Inc,McDonnell Foundation,Microsoft,National Science Foundation,Omron,Oracle,Office of Naval Research,NASA,Panasonic,Pittsburg Digital Greenhouse,National Science Foundation,Navy,SPAWAR Space and Naval Warfare Systems Center,Tides Center,University of Pittsburg,University of Virginia,Verizon/BBNT, and XeroxPARC .This may be part of the reason why my 2002 G.M. TruckChevy s-10 radio/cd player on the voices threats and cues and commands , made huge popping/banging sounds through the speakers and extremely loud clicking sounds through the cd player in the dashboard at the same time I was telling the voices to "shut up" and "leave me alone!!!'" - From what I've experienced the Department of Defence radio frequency,the microwave spectrum under their control ,not only can they do "through the skull" threatening voices with Artificial Intelligence and computer software programs ,they can also control electronic products with what I believe is the help of their sponcers and through the DOD microwave spectrum ,and/or some sort of directed energy for fear ,I believe this because in the Carnegie Mellon Human Computer Interaction web site it states quote "Our work with sponcers typically engages customers and users in the research process" How do they "ENGAGE" a customer in Human Computer Interaction ? Other than a brain to computer,or brain to computer to brain linkup for human computer interaction. I believe it was an unconsenting un-suspecting NSA /Homeland Security EEG entrainment or"brain linkup" that tortures me.I don't know anyone who has been asked or consented to Human Computer Interaction via Department of Defence controled microwave radio frequency spectrum to the NSA , DOD, or their subcontractors or sponcers computers,for torture.I did not give consent for torture,or torture done with my own standard G.M. truck electronics.The booms,and clicks at the exact same second the threats and taunts of the through the skull voice and voices , using my own electronics for their purpose of nothing more than to make me go insane or commit suicide,again using my own truck radio/cd player and home electronics .Their department of defence supercomputer plays echos in my head,concious and sub-concious thoughts that "talk" and form senerio's 24 hours a day and is patented,questions sub-concious constently sometimes I can hear it sometimes not all without consent of this brain torture, senerio's of good guy -bad guy for more fear this is patented I found, voices that question my sub-concious thought without my permission/consent during this torture and put suggestive thoughts ,taunts, that only sometimes I can hear ,but none-the-less hear them install thoughts to my sub-concious , also they have what seems to be a polygraph system in this brain EEG to department of defence microwave spectrum to supercomputer system, a computer that uploads my memory into it with my natural way of speaking and images of my past and "real time" images then draws on it to torture me , this computer finishes unfinished thoughts and sentences I'm having while thinking by itself using a fonix patented type of advanced speech method to anticipate sentences before even thought ,it downloads terrorist senerio's into me using anyone as terrorist voices and explosions to be triggered anytime by the computer programmers at the department of defence ,they download images into memory and in "real time" right to my brain,IBM type speech, technologies to command directly from supercomputer via department of defence microwave spectrum to my brain, Memex/carnorvoir (picked key words) technology to kick in the A.I. and live torture , MKUltra coming to fruitation after 50 years with the programming of Kathleen Hill of Port Charlotte ,Florida who the paper quoted her to say her and Mr. Hill had sleep depravation , both images and voices and excessive dreams .Easily now programmed into sub-concious and triggered to concious, With me also smells that travel via department of defence software directly to my brain while the voices taunt me saying "like that smell" and "smells like Wolfrowitz" -this possibly made and/or explainable by [name removed] a Nobal Louriate whose work includes direct brain smell and who I also had a question and answer session with after I saw her picture in the internet ,This can only be done by our National Security Agency because they told me they were NSA at times in Ft. Meade Maryland . Insane how the NSA can record and monitor nearly every microwave cell phone call but not their own torture "through the skull" Department of Defence microwave frequency spectrum. With my own private EEG's , my brain waves ,brain pattern and print a voice through the skull directly to my thought told me they do this to our Soldiers , they have data bank their EEG's and in 10 years they will have all 280 million Citizens EEG's brain waves in this NSA computer.Like I said I have recently discovered that my semen burns like fire any skin it touches just like many Military wife's have been complaining about and is well known from this War. It is microwave human computer interaction that does this.The "warfighter" the human computer interactive warfighter,is just that - interactive with a supercomputer just like me 24/7 except me being on their HCI torture "program " or "application" .Just as their own department of defence ,office of navy research, and DARPA research and development contracts state ,both in their bid contracts and their department of defence grants and funding to Universitys and Colleges state,human computer interaction. I know My EEG's were taken out of the air we breath as Americans without any CONSENT whatsoever.My emails were taken while being tortured ,my faxes not going through while the voice said "I got that one too" and torturing me with stabbing pains 24 hours a day until present ,I was transported by U.S.Military helicopter within 36 hours after arriving in the Bahamas while being heavily mind controled and tortured. While researching the torture of me via DOD's microwave spectrum and NSA artificial intelligence computer named "John" which it told me, directly to my thought, that was its name , I found software/hardware DOD RDTE Budget Justification Sheet project ST-30 on memory extraction for sleep deprived soldiers who can't recall the trama of the battle so via DOD microwave spectrum it will extract their memory of the battle. Computer to brain back to computer to record memory extraction visuals , ST-11 interactive temporal data mining ie my verbal threatening interragation of me, from computer to Human to computer via monitored Defence Departments Microwave Spectrum ,ST-31 on thought reading via DOD's Microwave Spectrum from human victim me to computer ,ST-29 on human -computer interaction through spoken English via DOD Microwave Spectrum from Human to Computer,project CCS-02 Computer Exploitation and Human Collaboration thought interaction with a computer via DOD's Microwave spectrum ie Artifical Intelligence NSA Computer taunting and torturing me, for research on this and Human/Computer research without respect to me or code 45 46 for DARPA financing. I found the contracts with ONR Office of Navy Research and Darpa .I found out this "program" was used over 25 years ago with the same M.O. because I called [name removed] in New Jersey a gentleman 62 years old that for 17 years until present has been tortured and had virtual anal rape like myself,his name [name removed] , who I know is telling the truth because after I was virtual anally raped ,I called him and asked if he had any kind of sexual abuse not telling him of mine he said he had "virtual anal insertion" So I know he's telling the truth ,same as me .Also John St. Clair Akwei court case against the NSA, [names removed] in California ,these are reputable Teachers , R.N. Nurse ,and Realtors like myself that the same M.O.for this crime for over 25 years. This is the same M.O. from these terrorists for years and years, and for that reason Homeland Security ie FBI,CIA and NSA has never solved in over 25 years the same M.O. of these treasonist terrorists .These weapons give me sleep depravation ,make me see images while being tortured verbally from department of defence spectrum microwaves with an A.I. computer , live voices, and citizens sub-concious "link-ups" to me .These weapons have downloaded dreams into me triggered while sleeping,one of my WW2 Vet Air Force father being thrown into a dug grave naked while the voice of President George H.W.Bush saying my father was MKDelta's project code blue, and another voice who said he was Col.David Moorehouse or Westmooreland who said he did organ heating to my father. Past memorys of my neiborhood friends made into dreams with "through the skull voice" saying "is that a better dream"? "how did you like that dream"? Death scenes of past lovers being killed ,[name removed] of Holden ,Massachusetts I'm very concerned about that considering what happened to my Mother after they threatened her , weeks later having brain/blood barrier leak . Rapes of my 82 year old WW2 Navy Vet mother ,and the voices telling me they will kill my mom -over 9 months straight with these voices torturing me.These federally funded and federally deployed weapons through our DOD guarded airwaves, made by department of defence sub-contractors grants to our Universitys and Colleges to research and development on human computer interaction by DARPA funded projects and using the department of defence microwave spectrum to deploy the torture of an American Citizen me [name removed]

DOD Novel, pt. 3

2006-09-15T09:48:00.000-07:00

You wanted more (or at least Brian did), you got it. More of the DOD Novel. Note that when you finish reading pt. 3 here, you're about half way through the e-mail. You sure you want more? This one gets heavy into the mind control.
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When I returned to Ft Lauderdale International Airport from UMASS Medical I went to the parking garage to my truck ,when I got inside there was the same exact smell as the dead flesh smell, that blew up inside me, on a bag in my truck .I took the bag and called Ft Lauderdale police to try to have it poison or lab examined but the officer couldn't do it and I certainly could not blame him. Also my sunglasses were missing .They must have took one of the things they put inside my body like a capsule and broke one open and spread it on the bag in my car to again make me vomit ,go insane and/or commit suicide. Voices through my skull also said they were going to kill my mother , 24 hours a day. When the voices had names and played a rape of my 82 year old WW2 vet mom -they said this is Cheney and Wolforvitz and my mom said "get off me Cheney" in her actual voice, through my skull into my brain ,with a whole rape senerio with my mom screaming .I called the next day and she didn't sound herself she sounded shaken up ,this department of defence airwaves rape of my mom they played for a week staight 24/7 over and over in my mind "through the skull" voice twenty four hours a day via their NSA computer through the Department of Defence radio frequency microwave spectrum, on a "looped" recording of the DOD airwaves ,DOD computer rape. A voice that was a constant one said "I mindraped your mother " .Within weeks after that , my mom had a brain blood barrier leak which I read this technology can cause especially in older people .After that she went home from the hospital and a voice said she fell - I called my mom and sure enough she fell more anger and fear raged inside me with chest and head pains and nothing I could do about this "Power Discreet" secret to destroy citizens with DOD software/hardware applications. .Then death threats of my mom for 6 months straight continued with threats 2-50 times a day ,round the clock,of killing my mom . Murders of my Mother ,[name removed] ,heart attacks and deaths of [name removed] , [name removed] , brother -in-law [name removed], [name removed], and a senerio with [name removed]'s ankles being blown off by the things that were implanted in my stomach but bigger explosions were downloaded into my memory (I know now by the technology) and activated out to real time day-dream like images with threats in real-time ,(senerios) and A.I. and real-time voices telling me they were all dead. What was in real-time and what was not either way downloaded into me and to my auditory nerve , and my eyes nerve, they can do both download into my memory voice and images to be triggered out along with real-time voices/threats like they did to me . They have both brain and "ears" sort of speak,with controled brain chemical output. Therefore, full control of conciousness.These senerios and death threat stories of my family members some actual like my mom's brain/blood barrier leak ,are layered threatning senerios with 3,4,5 different stories going at once taking my stessed fearful mind in many different directions,all at once to torture and induce heart failure. Also every time I would talk to a person or pass by a person of Africian decent "nigger" would pop into my mind at that split second I first see that person ,on duty people using voice through the skull or programmed using facial recognition . This was programmed to excess so the DoD programs racial prejudice into a software application to perpetuate hate. Just like calling me Iraqi for months and months. There was another senerio lasting days with the dead Saddam Hussain sons over my Mother's house torturing her ,Ouidi and Cousi, they said they were while threatning my 82 year old WW2 vet MOM. Military voices were threatening me 24/7 and my MOM all speaking perfect English . I went back to Florida .During this torture and mind control for about 4 weeks a white SUV Ford Escape had been following me License plate Florida [detailed vehicle information removed] ,I reported it to Ft. Lauderdale Police case 04-076-803 , on 06/21/04 I hired a private dectective [name removed] from Ft Lauderdale to get the above imformation and the fact that this vehicle is registered to Gelco Corporation 3 Capitol Drive , Eden Prairie, MN. 55344 and the lien holder the same , part of G.E. Capitol Fleet Leasing .I also have another case Naples Police , Officer Parr 04-02-3531 .This person followed me during the Goverment torture of me all over Southern Florida . I remembered when I had stock in the stock market including defence , I remembered there were companys doing "Microwave Weapons" technology research,Raytheon and universitys like Carnegie Mellon who does alot of defence work. I asked one of the military kids "voices" I was hearing who ordered this -he said General Miller . I went to Kinkos spent hundreds of dollars on research in their computers to find General Miller of "Gitmo" and the report that the International Red Cross had seen a HUGE unbelieveable number of "detainees" that quickly went "insane" and many commited "suicide" ......more than any other prison camp in U.S. History. This made since because when I was at UMASS Hospital, 8th floor, Plantation St Worcester , Ma. Every time I went near a window on the 8th floor I would hear the command to "JUMP!" "Jump" and "end it" and "just end it" "kill yourself" also "take him out" and "shoot him" I slept under the bed that night away from the window. This was starting to finally make since living in Florida anything can happen .I was mind-controled , I had commands to "look left" "look right " "look up" "look down" This overpowered anything I could do but look in those directions.While on the highway in Massachusetts the voices were giving me commands to "look up" and I couldn't stop it, I had to look up , but also they took my arm uncontrollably and jerked it making me swerve towards another car then a female voice said "lookout!" and I just barely got back into my lane before almost crashing , this happened twice on the highway. They said "shut up" to me when I was thinking to myself but with them listening , and they'd tell me to "shut up" directly to my brain and thoughts ,they commanded me to be quiet,talking control of my body and mind,and threatning my family , friends and loved ones. For 24 hours a day for 9 months they would give me stabbing pains in my stomach,head ,chest ,legs, groin ,penis,scrotum,heat my organs , heated my head both in the Bahamas where I got lumps and bumps down my throat afterwoods and had to hold my head from expanding in incredible pain ,plus my head was hot to the touch for over two and a half hours , I was in great unbearable pain also in Ft. Lauderdale on Bayview Drive they did the same thing ,and in the Victoria Park area . In Ft. Meyers,and Port Charlotte N.C.,Worcester Ma,Holden Ma.,West Boylston Ma , Princton Ma,Boston Ma ,Washington D.C. and all the states with my connecting flights and Canada excruciating pains , my arms would jerk uncontrollably at their commands I could at times hear voice commands and comments like "asshole" and such, my legs and fingers are also at their voice commands and computer controls.Also portions of my chemical makeup like dopemine,adrenaline and more are controled by the Department of Defence and/or their subcontractors.When I asked the computer once figured out for more dopemine a voice would say "more dopemine?" I would then answer yes and almost instantly feel a little better during the torture. They would ridicule me laughing in the shower bathroom anywhere 24/7 while saying "feel sick" as they make me vomit by touching some sort of computer devise or voice command. They can move my arms,legs,fingers,control urine for over 15 hours without urinating ,bowels ,raped me up my rectum with virtual rape ,beat me 24/7 with stabbing pains to present day, sexual abuse of penis ,they caused chest pains,leg pains,stabbing pains while ridiculing me , took all my faxes,emails ,made my phone calls go to other places or not through at all ,while at the same time ridiculing me with voice through the skull saying "I got that fax " , "I got that one too" . I went to pay phone and calls wouldn't go through ,money would come back , they would say "try again loser" or "try again asshole" or "give it up the NSA can do anything" I said what? He said directly to my brain "we own the world" .Later a pain that felt like a 500lb weight was put on my chest while my chest filled with gasses I almost had another heart attack many times when they did this .I went to the Bahamas August 4th 2004 arriving at Marsh Harbor where I went to the Bank ATM and my First National Bank of Florida debit/visa card, the one I opened at Del Prado road in Cape Coral would not work at all, even though I had plenty of money in it.I just found out this January 2005 that the debit/visa card has been taken out of the bank computer completely after a voice saying it was Porter Goss said he "froze my accounts" . This debit/visa card was taken out and wiped clean out of the computer. A virtual reality bullet in my brain , while I was in the Bahamas when I was sleeping in a very light sleep state,heard a gunshot in the Downtown Central Jail , and I was seeing a bullet in my brain while at the same time I was whiting out with a huge bright light. I couldn't move or wake up and I felt my system shutting down and my heart slowing down ,then all of a sudden the bullet seemed to reverse itself and I could wake up and move.This was like watching a video and not being able to move.I think I was supposed to die right there in the Bahamas jail.I need to find the paid "actors" or "agents" and police that were in both Nassau Downtown Central, Foxhill Jail,and the people in the car transports to the U.S. Military Helicopter in Abaco or Marsh Harbor ,and also the American Soldiers that transported me in U.S. Military Helicopter that landed at Nassau on Aug 5th 2004 and I need the car full of Bahamas people about 4 of them that transported me to Downtown Central,near the Straw Market . At the same time I was in the bahamas being mind controled and transported by U.S. Military helicopter the so-called "Bush threat Assessment Team " called my brother in Toronto,Canada .WHO were these Bush Threat Assessment Team ? Were they actually the Bush Mind-Control team,calling at the same time I was being TORTURED ,threatened , controled and transported with U.S. Military helicopter in the Country of the Bahamas.I was taunted by voices saying "we got you Iraqi" "we got you Iraqi" at the same time my organs Liver,Kidneys being stabbed and sliced ,hot needles seemed to continuely be put through my skull , stabbing stomach and intestine pain 24/7 non-stop. The reason I was in the Bahamas was after being tortured in the United States and my home in Florida ,I tried to escape to another Country thinking it would go away but it didn't.While in the Bahamas I was walking past a small airport on Marsh Harbor when there was a senerio,a long story of my brother coming in by plane to rescue me ,as I got closer to a plane me brother's voice yelled help louder and louder ,I jumped on the wing of the plane and knocked on the hatch/door ,the voice of my brother screamed louder and louder -I got a fire extinguser and hit the window behind the hatch then the police took me away to jail.I'm 46 years old and don't jump on brand new Gulfstream planes and attack it.While in March Harbor,Bahamas the police told me to take a seat in a certain room and on that seat is where my head was heated hot August 5,2004 .For 3 hours my head was hot to the touch .Lumps and bumps formed down my throat wind-pipe.I was later told I am sterile by these same voices.I was then flown the night of August 5th by United States Military helicopter to Nassau,Bahamas .The pilot was from New England maybe Massachusetts area who showed me my harness,the soldier who sat to the left me of me was white with a southern accent and kept his helmit on,the soldier to my right was African American with a holding a rifle,and I think there was another Soldier present. In Nassau I was interviewed by a person saying he was [name removed],red hair, I talked of a Black Box because at Marsh Harbor the voices said the black box was heating my head. At Nassau Downtown central jail voices saying I'm a baby kiler ,later on gunshots being fired. August 6th 2004 in Nassau Downtown Central more gunshots then the voice said after I got up and said to myself " Holy Shit " , "they kill baby killers outback" , almost having a heart attack they sensed the fear on their EEG computer with their fear-o-meter or whatever monitors this for them to trigger more torture ,fear, and to cause heart failure & insanity they said "your going to hang in the Town Square" then I started to believe them cause it's in your brain and gunshots just went off in the freakin jail and outside the jail , saying again within 20 minutes "saying at 6pm you'll hang".

Robin, R-O-B-I-N

2006-09-11T05:49:00.000-07:00

I guess it's time I put in some real work here and post a story of my own instead of just crazy people's emails. And the story I'm going to tell is of Robin, R-O-B-I-N.

Lest you think the crazy people only email Microsoft, let me assure you that they call on the phone too. Before I got on the email support team, I was on the phones. Back then, if you called in after 6pm and wanted help, you could get support for a charge. Also, the line you called for paid support was an 800 number, but the one for free support was long distance (unless you lived near Redmond).

So, once a week or so, after six pm a phone call would come in on the toll-free paid support line from Robin. You always knew it was Robin because when you asked for his name he would say it, and then spell it out: "Robin, R-O-B-I-N".

Robin was a nuisance. He always called and really just wanted to chat, and what he chatted about made no sense. One time he called and said he thought Microsoft should make a browser that was "compatible with both Internet Explorer and Netscape". I only actually spoke to him once, but I had already been warned about him by others. There was a major virus outbreak. There were two variants of the virus - one that affected Microsoft Word, and one that affected Microsoft Excel. Robin argued with me for 10 minutes that there was a third variant he had heard about that affected something else, and he wanted to know what. There was no third variant, Robin hadn't heard there was a third variant, he just wanted to talk to someone. Robin never wanted actual technical support. I suspect he just didn't have any friends, on account of he was a little bit crazy. I got rid of Robin the easiest way we knew how: I told him if he wanted help with something, he had to pay; otherwise, I had other customers waiting. He always gave up when you played that trump card.

Some guys on graveyard shift would use Robin to make their nights easier for 10 or 15 minutes. You could ask him an open-ended question, like, "Well, Robin, what do you think of Linux?" and then just kick your headphones off for 10 minutes. Robin would talk and talk and talk, and you would never have to worry about him asking for a response or hanging up.

There was one guy on graveyard who was just about as crazy as Robin. We'll just call him "B". B could regale you for an hour on the benefits of flaxseed oil, or how sugar was worse for you than cocaine. (Tangent: One night, B was in the breakroom when I came in for a soda, and he started talking to me. I was making my escape when another co-worker who I did not like came in, and asked what we were talking about. I said "flaxseed oil" and walked out. I saw said co-worker leave the break room 45 minutes later, holding his head like it hurt.)
The funniest times were when B would get a call from Robin. That was a half-hour call right there, guaranteed. Robin would talk about the internet, and B would talk about how it was all going to be virtual reality soon or how the internet wouldn't matter once we colonized the moon. I don't think either one knew what the other was talking about, but the one side of the conversations we heard were very interesting.

Robin was, in my view, just a harmless, lonely nutjob. Until one day we got an email from him. One of my other co-workers, who we'll call "J", got the email. Like me and most others, she did phone support before getting on the email team, so she immediately recognized Robin's name. "Oh my god!" she yelled, "It's Robin! He's emailing us now! And there's a link to his website in here!"
A few of us who had worked nights and knew who he was immediately gathered round. "Check out his site, let's see if there's a picture or something," we said.

Robin always mentioned that he was in college. We often doubted that, but his website was hosted by a college. The site had a hideous bright pink background with blue and red fonts. Some of the links on the page were set in fonts as high as 30 (huge). It was awful. No picture of Robin though. Mostly he had posted "papers" he wrote for school. These all - every single one - were about the internet. I have no idea what you can study in college and write all your papers about the internet, but Robin did. But no picture, so we were all sad. Then we saw, in tiny 6 point font, at the bottom: "Misc."

"Oooh, oooh, try 'Miscellaneous', maybe there's a picture there," we said. J dutifully clicked the little "Misc."
Up came a powerpoint slideshow. The first slide was the Olsen twins, in some seen where they were at the beach in bikinis. I'm not talking Olsen twins now, I'm talking when they were like 8. "What the hell?" we all kind of said. J clicked on to the next one. Full blown porno picture, money shot and everything. J screamed and closed the browser. We all kind of looked at each other and shuddered. "I need a shower," someone said. That was the moment Robin went from harmless crazy to sick freak in our minds.

Lest you think we were being too judgemental, some of us checked the site later (from home, not work). The whole slide show was like that - picture of child in swimsuit, picture of hardcore pornography. Picture of child in swimsuit, picture of hardcare pornography. EEEWWWWW. An anonymous report was made to the school about the slideshow, since they hosted the site, but none of us had the stomach to go back and check. It was the last time I wanted to have anything to do with Robin, R-O-B-I-N.

DOD Novel, pt. 2

2006-09-07T09:53:00.000-07:00

Here's another piece of the same e-mail from the DOD crazy guy. This is all the more I am going to post of his e-mail...understand that I could make 4 more posts of this lenght easy, all from this one e-mail. It amazes how much personal information these people include...phone numbers, addresses, social security numbers, relatives' names. You'd think if you were paranoid, you wouldn't want to give out that kind of information. But you'll see a ton of [removed] comments from me in this post.
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STATEMENT OF FACTS :...This is my statement of absolute truth , the facts, of what happened to me [name removed] through mind control attacks of the UNITED STATESGOVERMENT ........... I'm [name removed] born [info removed], raised entirely in [removed], going through their school system , before moving to [removed] Florida. After 10 years there I moved to the west coast to [removed]. I am a licensed Realtor in Florida 10 years Lic [number removed] and also worked at [removed] an active Union Member CWA AFL-CIO, and in [removed] I worked 20 years Construction at [removed]. In [removed] , they were montering my calls at my desk but also my private Cingular Cell phone was being montored . I figured it's Bell South security,when I heard the clicks and muttering on my cell phone in the backround.I told them as with my supervisors at Bell South to get the hell off the phone . One day while coming home from work there was a navy blue suv around 2001,2002 in my driveway the person showing no badge who said he was "doing an investagation" he had black hair wavy, and I told him to move. When I moved to [removed] I took an apartment,bought a Verizon phone ,lived at the [removed] and bought a home in [removed] to remodel .When I heard people pick-up on my cell phone like at Bell South when they were monitoring me ,I was swearing at them and saying what are you going to do next send someone after me ? Then the next night while returning from [removed] I was followed by a green Nissan Pickup truck with a cap about a 1990 year with two bald military type men in it ,one on the passenger side hanging out the window just stareing at me with a black knit hat on ,while I was driving from 30 mph to 65 mph they stuck right next to me for 10-15 miles,mostly just staring at me. I don't know exactly when it all started but after I moved to the West coast of Florida.There bought some land ,has a bad business deal with [removed] a man about 6'4" gray ahir who said he was doing a "big goverment job" - needless to say I stopped payment on him because of lack of work and quality never recieved. Then about a month and a half later around 5/21/04 I started hearing super high pitched tones at night and a woman's voice saying "crazy" 24 hours a day round the clock at 1-3 minute increments like a looped computer phrase. This lasted for months and months , at both my apartment number [detailed address removed] and all areas in between .It as so bad this frequency directly to my brain at night it woke me up and made me sick EVERY night and morning -very sick in the bathroom both diarrea and vomitting,while voices started torturing me using my neibors voice. On 5/23/04 I yelled at my neibor because I thought his girlfriend was calling me "crazy" at 1-3 minute intervils 24 hours a day and ridiculing me.I told him to stop and threatened him if he doesn't leave me alone. This lasted round the clock for months changing increments to 10 minutes , 30 minutes amd more . At an eating place in [removed] called [name removed] at the Raddison Inn a lady sat next to me and said into her shoulder "he'll be alright" I thought what was that comment while I was in mind-control manlipulation . This woman was chubby , short auburn hair , wore a diamond tennis bracelet on her left wrist . Being a 4 year Bell South worker with a head set on everyday I know this high pitched frequency was WAY out of the NORMAL , ABNORMAL. I called a Private Detective who was ex CIA and ex Secret service , he said the only people who can do this high frequency harassment was NSA. He said that's EXACTLY what it does is affects your stomach so you have to "go" take a crap-sometimes 5 times a day the pitch was so loud in my brain.On 5/25/04 working on my home in [removed] I heard voices calling me "pussy" round the clock and I went into the woods figureing maybe the new neibors didn't like me . I couldn't find anyone and tried to go back to work but to no avail. I awoke one day at my apartment with scabs around my stomach /intestine area about four of them and my temples bleeding .I thought nothing of that ,thought they might be bugs or something. Then the "audio" started more severely , at night ,every night , for months , I'd hear 3 different voices ,one being a woman , I'll call Military type kids calling me "asshole" "IRAQI " and "crazy" and "stupid" all through the day and night like it was on CD disk .Like a looped tape that played through the night ,over and over . I went to[removed] followed by two SUV's one blue one red and another , the men inside had phone devices ,they followed me all the way across but I had directed energy shots all over my body heating up my body hot as they attacked me at different speeds all they way across allagator alley in florida. In Ft.Lauderdale the through the skull voice directed me as I was on Commercial Blvd to the Ft Lauderdale Executive Airport and hanger 12 or 15 where a super-stretch Limo , a white Lincoln was there and seemed to direct me to it ,the voices commanding me exactly wjere to go , I was outside yelling at it, I looked inside but only saw someone young with curly brown hair in it. Now I thought , this is getting unreal, commanded by a voice to a hanger at Ft Lauderdale Executive Airport, and right to a stretch Limo a new Lincoln. I carry a cell phone and in Ft.Lauderdale with a 954 exchange a Ft. Lauderdale phone number [number removed], my calls on my phone bill stated that calls I made in Ft Lauderdale to another Ft Lauderdale phone number originated in Longboat Key - that's not possible considering I worked for the phone company and was a Realtor in Ft. Lauderdale for 10 years .At its farthest point from Ft Lauderdale a cell phone call would use an Oakland Park tower but most importantly certainly my 954 Ft Lauderdale exchange phone number calling another Ft Lauderdale exchange wouldn't have Longboat Key as the calls originator, an island off Sarasota in the Gulf of Mexico. Impossible unless Goverment or the phone company interferred. I couldn't sleep I had lots of sleep depravation , sometimes 2-3 days without sleep .I slept 1-2 hours a night ,couldn't eat much as the high pitched frequency plays through my brain for over 8 months and even today. It was hard to go to the bathroom without these high pitched frequency's starting and hurting me and my stomach,while voices tortured me ,I was vomitting and had dirarrea at the same time .On 6/11/04 I went to Massachusetts while on the plane was ridiculed by the voices that they were going to hurt me , because of the voices I went to the plane's lav where they were laughing at me and I tried punching above my ears to break anything that might have been in there electronically from when my temples were bleeding.They kept saying "it's in his brain " ...it's in his brain" .On 6/11/04 when arriving in Massachusetts I went to Memorial Hospital Emergency Ward where a Navy Seal dressed in a red shirt with Navy Seal across it in big letters ,blue shorts and a black gym bag came in while I was being threatened by the through the skull voice ,he said Ma,Ma Pa Pa , Ma Ma's in trouble ,I asked him if he's OK? He said "mind your own business" I said "I am minding my own business I'm just worried about you" Then I was called to get my blood pressure taken and the threats against my mother started for the first time ,that she was going to be killed .The Navy Seal obviously had everything to do with my Mom being threatened , it started at that exact same time and the Navy Seal got up from the chair in the Emergancy Ward of Memorial Hospital and left without being called to see a Doctor - he only came into the Emergancy Ward ,sat next to me , said what he said , and stayed for less than 8 minutes in the Emergancy Ward before getting up and leaving . I didn't stay long there , I was scared for my life and the lives of my family members especially my WW2 Navy Vet Mom. I went to the Store 24 in the South end of Worcester,Massachusetts where in the store I was talking to a man , after finishing the conversation , I walked away ,when nearing the door I heard his same voice call me an "asshole" I turned and of course he didn't it was just the super-computer taking his voice digitalizing it and someone using speech to speech or text to speech , via the department of defence microwave spectrum ,saying asshole in his voice directly , to my brain.I realized this is the super-computer just in time before I said anything ,and learning this is part of the "program" ,"application" our department of defence has to drive an American Citizen insane,to fights , conflicts,and/or suicides or institutionalized using department of defence computers and airwaves,the same criminal M.O. I found out for 20 years of victims.This type of department of defence supercomputer provocation happened many more times especially with neibors voices ,which is part of our department of defence application/program to destroy a Citizen . I was losing weight rapidly.Lost 30 lbs from 180-150 . 30 lbs in about 4 weeks .I went to Crowne Plaza Worcester when the voices threatened to kill me ,I called the police told them over the phone a white lie that it was a domestic disbute and to come quickly , I tried to explain , even about microwaves and technology after researching what the Private Investagator told me about the NSA and high pitched frequencys . Of course they took me to the "nut house" 8th floor UMASS Medical Plantation [info removed]. Where I found out I'm Anemic,blood counts were down to half ,and I had bowel movements of black blood, where the Doctor at Umass on Plantation Street in Worcester Massachusetts said "I'm the first man he's ever seen anemic" . Then the voice started to threaten me and my family. At UMass is where took a strobe light EEG's taking my evoked responces . The things in my stomach/intestine area where the scabs were exploded while the voice said "you're dead " then he said "number 2" and "you're dead" as the second "capsule" exploded ,I asked the voice what was in them he said "acid" then he said "number 3 " and the next one exploded "your going to die" the voice said , I asked what was in that one he said " strictnine" which smelled like dead flesh or rotted fish and when I went to the bathroom rotted flesh smell came out and a through the skull voice said "smells like a dead person " "like your mother" After that the 4th one exploded then one exploded inside my left temple area ,with each one exploding I got a huge hot flash in my head like an instant 103 ,104 temperture . These threats were constant 24/7 , round the clock.

The DOD novel, pt. 1

2006-08-21T15:12:00.000-07:00

This nutjob e-mail is so long, I refer to it as a "novel". It will have to broken down into parts. Here comes part one:
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Department of Defence SOFTWARE giving everything from timed programmed panic attacks daily,weekly or monthly to timed sleep depravation , voices as commands and threats, dreams, images all by an artificial intelligence DOD computer ,as well as who is on duty at the time .This and more over the department of defence radio frequency microwave spectrum used for "voice through the skull" invented at Walter Reed Army by Dr Sharp and mind/body control. They have done this and more to me,and others .The granddaddy's of the destruction of man has now come to fruitation (MKUltra) from 50 years of financing and research by Office of Navy Research ,Darpa, Rockefeller Foundation , Carnegie & Mellon and more.Now it is only a matter of time for more software to expand the NSA/CIA (Homeland Security) computer to catororize what religion you pratice ,what business your in , what sexual preferances you have, what nationality you are , if your a vet or disabled vet , etc...Along with the kind of software or program they can and will put you on .From slower to progressively faster over the years panic attacks ,to how often you get depressed only the time of this has to be set in increments in the computer getting progressely closer together ,to software of synethic goverment induced insanity "voice through the skull" of anyone including voices and sub-concious responces of neibors ,friends, family to harass torture and threaten to kill you or family members, on a pre-established timed basis coubled or seemless with more of the "power discreet" software of stabbing pains,heated head and organs, heavy unbearable weights on my chest making you unable to breath and giving me heart pains with a huge amount of gas inside chest cavity ,to the virtual anal rape i had constantly , downloaded dreams and terrorist attacks into my brain with envoked potentials and triggered out at the computer persons voice or keyboard stroke. Dreams of virtual bullets going through my brain while in a semi-sleep state along with organs heart slowwing down and a big bright white light at the same time to cause heart failure , that would seem natural,also happened to me but the bullet was reversed in time. All this programmed by a click or voice done to me [name removed]. The Department of Defence human computer interaction otherwise know as mind control , because that is what is does controls your thoughts ,emotions, pain ,sexual attraction/lust ,brain chemical output to body ,stress to body and more. Hopefully soon it will be in every 7th grade textbook . Maybe DOD will keep it a secret, since they have the mind-control software/hardware just ask [name removed] of [location removed] as well as the "programmed to commit murder" widow [name removed] of [location removed] now since computers are less than 30 years old on citizen's desks - DOD has developed software which lets them do sub-concious talks to anyone without their consent or knowledge about anything with a polygragh attached .Talks to me including what church I go to, questioning me about my family ,loved ones ,friends or question your business .They can control who you pick for a spouse by controling your emotions for instance giving you pains and anger or depression near some people ,and joy and lust near others while they watch from a monitor ,to giving citizens timed routines like what time they rise up in the morning,when they urineate, what type of dreams they have taylored to our emotions (envoked potentials) all the time bad to torture ,how much pain & torture a citizen has including slicing stabbing pains,heating of their heads,virtual death dreams with bullets,timed or real-time anal and vagina virtual insertion ,control emotions, timed panic attacks triggered by your emotions(potentials/responces)or by key words ,voices and photo recognition of your thoughts can trigger panic attacks, pain attacks , anger , lust , stress, whatever envoked responce they want to activate with your thought key words (just like memox or carnovoir extracting key words can trigger envoked potentials attacks torture) voice recognition (hearing a voice can trigger good on bad evoked potentials or torture),facial recognition pulled up on the computer via your thought through the dod microwave spectrum to NSA/CIA computer in real time as you see them can envoke a responce of panic , anger , pain attacks, stress , other memorys , or anyway else they (NSA/CIA ) program it . They have done all this to me in this torture . once a week or 5 times a day whatever, download to memory as they did to me terrorist attacks of your favorite hang out, have sub-concious questions and answers from their DOD computer without my knowledge or consent ,made threats to family members 24/7 with their voices in pain as in the rape of my mother being raped and made them directly to my brain as they did to me , software of any combination of these things and more including your brain's chemical output of adrenaline,dopeamine , melatonin etc...to enhance your synethic insanity or you to commit suicide and/or programmed murder , all can be controled , brought to you by Rockefeller's ,Mellon's and Carnegie's so-called research and our Department of Defence . The destruction of man ! They have started the software programs on children like they do now, to begin from the untouched God given brain . Therefore learned/programmed human computer interaction at an early age. This is total mind-control software ,programmed to commit murder software, insanity and suicide software which they are now using on citizens every day .My personality ,emotions, memorys already extracted /data banked and filed from me and other citizens who were given these traits by GOD. Now can be "downloaded" traits into citizens all via DOD and Rockefellers imported CIA beginnings , Nazi butchers posing as scientists. Soon to be taught in schools worldwide, or shall we keep it a secret ? .....These facts are true as is my " Statement of Facts" below acting as my filed complaint with you ,to start a full investagation ,please ASAP.Please read entirely because this technology has been secret for decades,you will not know of it ,unless you look up the Department of Defence contracts ,R D from Universitys and Colleges some I've provided along with documented victims names and NSA Court Cases. All with the same crime's M.O. for twenty years plus. Prelude: Department of Defence Radio Frequency (Microwave Spectrum low-power) this technology "program" made by the United States Department of Defence and deployed from their super-computers via their department of defence controled airwaves that destroys good citizens , both physically ,emotionally and financally ,because they make it so you go insane ,commit suicide, are programmed and cannot work . They IRS audit you like me while this goes on , and they control anger ,fear, to alienate you from family . I need a Lawyer to help save America from the terror of this Human Computer Interaction "software/program" for future children and generations .

News that will make one of the nutjobs sad

2006-08-21T15:03:00.000-07:00

It has come to my attention, through virtually every news source, that someone has confessed to the killing of JonBenet Ramsey. This matters to this blog in that one of the nutjobs I have posted about here already confessed to me that he was involved. Wiwille wonders in his comment to that post if my nutjob and this confessor are one in the same, but the answer certainly seems to be "no". The e-mails from the nutjob all have his name on them, and it differs from the current suspect. The stories are also vastly different - if this new confessor had claimed Bill Gates was involved, I'm pretty sure the news would have picked up on that.

Of course, we don't know yet for sure that Karr did it, either. He could just be another nutjob. Time and DNA evidence will tell.

Marty McFly calling.

2006-08-15T12:47:00.000-07:00

This call that I am posting a link to was not received by me, or anyone at Microsoft. This came to an Applied Physics lab at a college where an aquaintance of mine works. This...oh, this is awesome. Have a listen here.

Noise Pollution

2006-08-14T12:09:00.000-07:00

Most of the nutjobs bring the crazy with long, byzantine messages. But occassionally, you'll find one who can pack a whole lot of crazy into a short and sweet package.
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The instructions in the computer don't work. The instructions in the book do work. There has been a noise-pollution-harassment that means that Mr. Gates has asked me for something. Note to DATCP. - I have collected enough information to file some complaints about the sort of thing that in my Sheboygan lawsuit that was on my behalf by the Wisconsin Education Association in which the attorney hired on my behalf wrote something about underlining being for emphasis, about the court records not having the monetary amount on the line, about Microsoft Outlook Express underling my name, etc.

[full name, address, and phone number removed]

More mind control

2006-07-06T10:15:00.000-07:00

Why do crazy people so often believe in mind control, and that they are the victim of it? Is it because they feel themselves going crazy, but need some other explanation? I don't know. But heres another victim of mind control:
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To the Microsoft International Attorney's,

The DoD and the MIT Graduates of Artificial Intelligence are using the Pandoras Box and your Trade Mark X-Boxes for Morphing towards the HR 2977 IH AirSpace Federal Law of 2002! I never signed an Informed Consent Form to be tortured with the DOE's Human Radiation. It is also being used by AMSAT Volunteer's from Bethasda Maryland. I need help in getting Neurorehabilitation for People with Brain Disorder's. I would like to Testify Against those people who use that Technology that way. It was the Federal Trade Commission that gave those people the perrmission to use this Technology that way! I have Mild CP with other developmental disabilities and never even gave my fingerprint for this five year torture! The United Nations might be using this Morphing Technology with the Elderly to Cure Themselves! My Social Security number [removed]. My address is [removed]. My telephone number is [removed]. I have been used as a Unclassified Mind Control Subject for justification in doing this because those people being in Eugenics and that I am expendable. Please help me!

Warm Fuzzies,
[name removed]

Through the looking glass

2006-06-08T18:27:00.000-07:00

Did you ever do somethin and realize later, "God, I may have gone too far this time?"
That's how I felt after getting this e-mail from our very own luckyk9. He cements my theory about his delusion re: Gates and JonBenet Ramsey. I felt dirty reading this, and I feel dirty posting it, but I'm going to anyway. I've received two other e-mails since, with more of the same, changing the story here and there.
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cont:xmas 96, i applied for work at Stone Boatyard in Alameda Cal. my boat ,the"Loriet" was parked at the Stone's moorage in Alameda canal.The "Caroline" paul allen's luxury sailboat 96' was on the ways.it was xmas day and i was leaving to have coffee. the Stone Boat yard owner flagged me down and said she had an interview for me. i went into the rigging loft and several men were in a huddle. they wore blue pea-coats and matching Boaters. one who sat with his bak to me i recognized instantly as billg. Gates himself led the interview. and he welcomed me aboard. What would i do for money. ne thing. how big is my equipment. big enuf. i got the balls to get it done. what ever. it didn't occur to me this may involve rape and murder.considering who it was i was dealing with. the man himself billG. i was whisked away to a plane hanger in Oakland. thru a bak gate and the Red lear and a black lear sat. there were several men dressed in blak. one was interested in how much i knew about jets and he was mechanic and my leadman thru out .the wiper. we took off late and i slept much of the way to Denver. at the end of the runway we rushed to another plane this one a white box cargo plane. we flew north and parachuted into a canyon near a road. we ditched the parachute and went across the road to a retainer wall. i jumped up on top of the wall with no prob. the mechanic needed my help. he informed me that was the only time i could have gotten away. he pointed out the collar i now wore.he told me he could blow my hed off if i disobeyed. i took him at his word. i went into sevice mode.there were two men dressed in blak at entrance to storm drain. the gate padlox had been cut and two motor bikes. blue and white stripped trail bikes.185's.whose were they? i asked and was told they belonged to same person that owned a resort near by.we went by bike to 15th street and climbed the rungs of the man hole and i pushed up the cover. we were ded into the middle of the street. we bounded out and the "boss" checked on cell phone and given instructions to crx the st and w8 4 someone. a butler type appeared. short stocky darkguy in white coat and blak pants. we were let into the bak room of the house. a girl was already in the basement. i was put in there with her.Ramsey was brought into the bak room. he brandished a fire arm. i was called bak into the room and i disarmed ramsey and handed over the piece to another man the mechanic said i should trust. i went bak to the basement. and the girl asked if they were going to kill me too.. i said i had no clue. she was full of questions and the father john, was yelling ,"what are u doing Joni?" down the stairs. i was called bak up and more questions for joni,"where are the tapes joni? yoiu have got to tell them" she cont to refuse to say. the mechanic and i went down to string joni up by a big blue ceramic floor lamp. by a string and her standing on a blue box. the lamp being the counter balance. nylon ties held her mitts behind her. the string was then wended up the stairs and under the door. john was forced to his knees as the door shut and he wa s made to hold the shot end of the string.i offered him a smoke. he would not let go of string to take ciggy."tell them joni!" "its getting titer!" she screamed""Just tell them joni. where is the disk?"finally in one last scream of desparation john asked in a tortured voice and she replied that they were in the secret cupboard. he knew where she was talking about . he went to the wall cabinet and bushed a button. a panel revealed a hidden compartment and a box. the disk and tapes were in the box. i put some of the tapes in my fatigue pockets. with permission.the disk was inserted into a computer and with a lil wrk it was reading a list of people and ransom notes. a ransom note was drafted and then concatenated with patsy's ransom notes making the longest raansom note ever. bar none. we exited out the bak door onto plastic tarps and crawled to another manhole. it was cold and difficult to move but i got it up and we climbed down to a waiting motor bike . we sped down the tunnel to the road. we emeged bak at the sme place; went over the retainer wall and waited in a culvert. a lady in the bak seat of a car drove past and took a picture of me emerging onto the road. that would look good in morning paper. said my asso.we waited a few sec and a sedan stopped to pik us up and take us to a road side clearing. we could see the white cargo plane in the moon lite. 2 minutes 15 sec away. we got the poles up and the seat reddy. we climbed in and the plane pikt us up and hoisted us up into its cargo bay. we went to vegas.in vegas we were limoed to town and met some people at a swank gold door hotel. we left there for the airport with paul allen. i wa flown bak to oakland and there i was intercepted at my boat by two armed men. they tied me loosely and thru me into the canal. i esc and when they were gone i moved my boat to san leandro.yours truly bill [name removed] interview in person gladly.rsvp asap

A return engagement...

2006-06-06T05:57:00.000-07:00

That's right! The mysterious luckyk9, author of the "Xmas 96 saga" e-mails, has returned. And thanks to an e-mail he sent me, I can confirm that he is indeed the author of those e-mails. This new e-mail sheds a little light on the convoluted story he's been trying to tell through his original e-mails and now his postings here. This new e-mail said:

"Subject: gates,jonbenet
i swear every detail is as close to the truth as i remember it. ne questions?lukybill"

Read that subject again. JonBenet. This puts the puzzle together fairly clearly, I think. What Luckyk9 is claiming is:

Bill Gates was molesting JonBenet Ramsey. Her parents knew about it and recorded evidence using a Barbie tape recorder. They then somehow transferred that to a disk of some kind, and tried to blackmail Gates. Gates hired luckyk9 to go in and get the disk (apparently with some kind of remote controlled explosive collar around his neck), and in the process of said task JonBenet was killed - I have to assume by luckyk9, but perhaps he can shed more light on his version of this story.

Wow. That's some conspiracy theory. Luckyk9 has just been elevated in the ranks of the nutty. I don't think he's up to Christ Michael status of nutty yet, but he's getting close.

Added bonus! I was able to find some movie reviews posted by Luckyk9 on MSN. Read on:

"ringer is being remade? A review of Ringer By: bill alias forrest gump
i am in austin,tx. i saw a movie crew. they said they were from milkshake media. ringer is being shot and they were looking for locations.i coreographed action for f. f. coppula and dennis hopper in apocolypse now. many others are based on my life. ded zone others about viet nam conflict. bruce dern used my story for blood sport. my name is bill contact me. send money. "

"A review of Alien (Film Series)
re: menudo! she stole my theme. she included hefeem fatal' agenda. ' ugly as the young girl. doesn't have ne talent except as ab mailer and thief.rsvp ps. gorey horrible and demented.k"

Debating Kucinich

2006-06-05T18:29:00.000-07:00

This guy wanted to debate Ohio's House Representative Dennis Kucinich for some reason I can't fathom, and thought that not only could he get Kucinich to debate him, but that he could get MSNBC to cover it.
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Dear Bill and Melinda Gates and the Microsoft Staff, A few days ago I had anounced that I would like to have a debate with U.S. Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D) of Ohio. I had tried to reach the folks at Dateline and ended up asking other folks to contact the MSNBC staff to arrange a crew to show up here at the [name of town removed] City Hall at 4 p.m. Novemember 21st 2005. I am going to let Mr. Kucinich ask me 10 questions and then I am going to turn around and ask him (Kucinich) the same 10 questions, plus we each get an additional question that doesn't have to be the same (eg; [name removed], do you own a pet? Dennis; Do you own a motorcycle?) I will be at the [name of town removed] City Hall at 4 p.m. I would like the Dateline crew and Congressman Kucinich to show up so this can be documented for T.V. Sincerely , [full name, address, phone number, and e-mail address removed] P.S. I no longer have an account with Yahoo. This is e-mail #37.

Cupocalypse, and a special guest appearance by one of the nutjobs!

2006-04-18T09:28:00.000-07:00

Ok. I know I haven't posted here in, like, forever. I apologize. But I'm updating today, and I've got some news for you. One of the nut jobs replied to this blog back in March! I haven't been checking it, so I didn't see it until now. Check it out! He replied to two posts.
Now, to give you an actual update, I present Father Christmas and the Cupocalypse. I wish I knew what this was about, but you just have to read this to understand why I don't understand it.
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Microsoft
Thank you so much for letting me have the chance to write to you on this true Christmas. I wish you the safest of blessings may riches of intelligence, glory, power and fame be given to you as always. Someting says with some work, effort and alliances we could honestly get these projects done. Possibly in the new year ahead all things could come to fruition, time could be well spent on our daydream of "Cloud Nine".
I hope their is potential for the sucess of this program for the connection of opposites in true love. Only you at Microsoft truely know the posibilities of a make your own web based, search and database program. I am sure that we all would like to see Microsoft find the very best company for "Cloud Nine". Please kindly either do that for me, or allow me to have a letter of reference with great help provided.
Ingrained in the script for "Father Christmas And the Cupocallypse" is a love so honestly true and bright. With the acronym for "the Canada Council For The Arts", I hope to work with them to find a talent so true. Likely Japanamation or some perfect Canadian Animation, Straight from inspiration, to true love. Any talents and help that Microsoft does supply could also be making for some great advertisements.
With all this I have been writing a perfect game called "Cloud Nine and the Dating Daydream" It is truely wise with the comedy of "The Curse of Monkey Island" And that awesome series of game. I myself homesty look forward to finding the vast world of "Cloud Nine" as a pure wonderful escape. I will send you as an early Christmas present the beginnings of this Advenure game.
I know it is alot to ask though it all seems so possible, with some kind help we could get ourselves ahead. I really do need a laptop for Christmas as I would love to be using IBM instead of a Mac. This situation has only been going on for about three of these months as I have been moving around. I even Had lost my house, I got so sad that I decided I must be saving of myself somehow with talent.
Thanks so kindly for all the help.

Christ Michael's False Arrest

2006-01-28T12:27:00.000-08:00

Double whammy today...the last post "Do you know that is love" and here the Return of Christ Michael! (to let us know that he was "falsely" arrested)
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More On False Arrests * Universal Bureau Of Internal Affairs * Illegal Internet Post
Taken From web site while using My Name to do a personal search on yahoo:

M CG 01 ASSAULT ON POLICE OFFIC 0508997 SATL LAKE CI NV 12/16/62 M W SL HE2J ER16472649 CHRIST MICHAEL M CG 01 INTERFERENCE WITH ARRES

And His Guilty Partner Beat Me For Minutes On End And Then said I was interfering.

They Have No case. I am going to have them Creamated.

They Recruited To Spy on me and try to stop me from Intercepting SLC Anti-Police and all this happened becuse I am investigating the U.S. Government and U.S. Marines with George Bush's regime's involvement in the WTC Inside job Murderers and the illegal war on Iraq for Middle East Control and their Oil Resources.

Time to end the Massacre of innocent common civilians.

Sincerely,

Christ Michael,

Chris Zifinity

'Zifinity College'

Do you know that is love?

2006-01-28T12:20:00.000-08:00

This woman seems to think Bill Gates is in a loveless marraige, doesn't want his kids, and really wants to be married to her. Meds, people! Take the meds before sending the e-mails!
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I found Bill Gates 'address in whowhere.com, his address letter is Redmond WA 98052 in Seattle?, his email is slate@slate.com, has he got fax? his telephone is (425)882-8089, is this correct? your comment about Bill Gates is good, I like him because he is the chairman of Microsoft, is chief software architect and is the richest in the world although he has an unhappy family because he doesn't love his foolish wife and unexpected children due to his mother want that although he didn't want to married to her so he lets her work in charitable foundation and although he is old and is not handsome but is he an attractive man, if he is Romeo I still love him although if he has nothing so I still love him most of all because of his character, I know him so well, I know his inmost feeling and his sentiment, being jealous in love is funny?true love is not discriminate anything, I am a beautiful girl and a wonderful woman, I am his wonderful lover who he wishes to meet, I, Juliet, a wonderful lover will bring beautiful love to his life, I sent letter and email to him, he need to know this, this is his desire so he should reply me, this address, this is very important to his life even more than his career, I dial or call to him but I can't talk to him or someone doesn't let me talk to him, why is there no anybody there to answer the call? if he recieve my letter, my email and if he knows me but if he doesn't contact and doesn't reply me he isn't Romeo so I can't love him, do you feel I am an attractive woman?

Christ Michael and the Xbox 360

2005-12-17T13:52:00.000-08:00

"Christ Michael" first came to my attention with the below e-mail. But there were many. So many. All contained a slew of pictures, fonts of varying sizes and text of varying colors - bright colors. Reading a "Christ Michael" e-mail can give you a headache if you saw it in its original form. Crap, just the text of the e-mails can give you a headache. However, you simply must read all the way to his sig. His sig is perhaps the best part.
I will post more of "Christ Michael" another time; this is merely his "premiere" here. Enjoy:
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Pentagon Dept. Of Defense And MicroSoft Murdering War Games Unleashed On Public Minds To Destroy Society

XBOX 360 - "OverKill" MicroSoft Government Armed & Deadly Pentagon - Department Of Defense And MicroSoft - Murdering War Games Unleashed On Public Minds To Destroy Society U.S. & Japan Mfgs. are serial murderers of the highest degree.The United States of America's Government Politicians allied with multiple co-murderers developed chemical poisons, contaminating all foods and waters supplies, also did pre-meditatedly engage in High Toxic Environmental Lethal Poisons such as Carbon Monoxide and Carbon Dioxides as well as Sulfur Dioxides. These murderous agents was purposely developed and deployed to kill all life not ventilated and filtered in underground escape areas. By 1934, they purposely and pre-meditatedly outlawed a known fuel, and energy plant known as Hemp or Marijuana because it was competition to Oil Tycoon's Empires such as Henry Ford, J. T. Rockefeller, and British Broadcasting (BBC). Because of Media Brain washing and Mind Programming used in Propaganda voting schemes, the medical, or medicine chiefs, did concoct multiple avenues of death scenarios, also utilizing political tyranny and seductive demeanor such as; articles of Journalism and Radio, or Telemetry Programming, and also heavily using Television Programming through Movies, Shows and News Bulletins. Now think about today's usage of violent media such as Videos games. Developed in these digital machines is training to fight in WAR scenarios, street fighting, prostitution, theft, drugs, money business, simulation of multiple evil fantasies, etc., etc., etc. Microsoft's unleashing of XBOX and XBOX 360 is based on killing any being, civil or criminal or cyborg- Star Wars style entities. These machines are programming anyone to kill without merit or moral thought. Sony Play Station and other violent digital manufacturing companies are also involved with the destruction of all society known in this world. The Department of Defense, in guise of all military persuits, has developed, through their Double Agent Bill Gates, a Digital system array of Mass Murdering ploys stemming from Nuclear Radiation. Aimed at the Brain and vital Sex Organs, these deadly devises utilize Brain Frequency's Spectrum of current and point directly at the Neurological System of the Human Body. Since the introduction of Telemetry, or Wireless Programming, the Politically Rich murderers have used every means to destroy society and anyone who could stand in their way of ruling and controlling the mass populace. Recently, you have seen Cordless Phones go from 900 Megahertz (MGHZ) 900 Million Hertz all the way up to now's 5+ Gigahertz (5000 MGHZ) over 5000 Million Hertz in harmful brain deteriorating radiation. (Right next to your ear). Then you have Cellular Phones operating in the same Brain Spectrum frequencies, right next to your ears and body. Currently Central Processing Units, CPUs, the *brains of a computer, are sending signals transmissions as high as 4 GHZ, or 4000 Million Hertz. (3.8Ghz so far per CPU added) I seen Xbox Magazine and read the articles on the power of the new XBOX 360 and Microsoft was and is planning to unleash a Three Core, that's TRIPLE CORE CPUs. Operating at 3.2 GigaHertz times 3 CPUs, these deadly CPUs are designed for violent WAR and Theft Games aimed at anyone who can push a button. Intended to utilize 3D, these XBOX 360s are modifyable to extreme areas, such as Wireless Routers, Disc Telemetries, Servers, Audio in Multiple Utilizations, Brain Waves, Video, Tracking, DataBase, Viruses, Money Machines, Corporations, Military and Commercial applications. Microsoft is planning to make their devises wireless. A Wireless Hand Controller, XBBOX (PC), Server, and Various Developers of Evil tools and Software to be further introduced as their agents modify these XBOX 360s in all wireless potentials. Hidden inside games, these deadly devices are War Machines Planned from years ago to turn any public character into a raging murderer. I now pronounce Microsoft, Bill Gates, Windows Operating Systems, Affiliates, U.S. D.O.D., Pentagon, OPEC, N.A.E.C. and many more completely illegal and criminally insane. They are Serial Killers. I Am Shutting Them Down!!!!

Verily, Christ Michael Creator, Adjudicator And Enforcer!!!
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National Security

2005-11-23T13:13:00.000-08:00

I don't want to outright call this person crazy, but I do question his sanity. Or at least his intelligence.
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Hi, I need to talk to someone concerning the use of Xbox live against national security. I dont trust talking to some customer service person in the middle east, so someone in the U.S. will have to get incontact with me by phone. I believe this to be very important because the FBI has not thought this threat.

Simulacrum

2005-11-09T06:49:00.000-08:00

Most of these crazy e-mails leaving you scratching your head, thinking, what the fuck are they on about? This one is like that too, but is distinguished by almost making sense. Not being believable by any stretch, but almost making sense. However, the accusation that Gates is a "simulacrum" of some kind just leaves me wondering.
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Hello,
How does Bill Gates make sure he reappears, in top form, and with solutions to so many of the problems the former left or will leave.
I am convinced, Gates' middle name is H. for a reason.... and I am afraid that if the simulacrum continues, Microsoft will implode, literally.
I am ready to take microsoft back into the race and once again, make it worth the billions it has on the table. A company like that can be a huge force in solving the worlds problems, as well as enabling the human race for a better future, on earth or in the outer reaches of space....
I am willing to purchase the Gates stock and estate for the withdrawl of a federal investigation into the lack thereof of a true company to support a stock valuation. I offer only my directness as proof, but will easily convince you as MSFT becomes much more than DOS on speed.

Ladies and Gentlement, Click Here

2005-11-02T07:42:00.000-08:00

I really don't know what this guy is on about; but he really, really loves the phrases "ladies and gentlemen" and "click here":
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Ladies and Gentlemen.
Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity to win $10,000.00 on an office make over (That is so Ricky Lakes) with that money I could be able to purchase the software to get my business off the ground. I don’t know if I sudmited the promotion properly. I am sending you this message to make sure that my request reach your hands and maybe improve the chances of receiving the money that is being offered. Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you don't think I am crazy click here [1] [2] or turning you into a good will industry, but I am sending you this e-mail, to see if you can help me with this request or forward this letter to someone that could help me with this request. I have been turned down due to the fact that I am an individual and not a not profit organization by many foundations.
Ladies and Gentlemen I am sending you this e-mail requesting a donation of a full legal up-gradable version of AutoCAD-2004, Click here or higher and adobe-acrobat-6.0-professional Click here and a drafting lamp, or a grant. I don't care if the items you send me are from your clearance merchandise section, or return, as long as try are in a safe working condition and virus free. Ladies and Gentlemen I have been un-employee thru no fault of my own, due to down sizing and re-engineering, for almost 2 yrs. Ladies and Gentlemen, I speak more than one language fluently and have degrees on computer science and C.A.D drafting click here please. Ladies and Gentlemen, since my un-employment I have actively being seeking employment even in areas that I have been consider "over qualify". 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Ladies and Gentlemen during the red code virus season I lost a lot of important files that I would have not lost them if I had save them on a cdw disk. Ladies and Gentlemen I need to keep up with the information super-high-way and don't be left behind. Ladies and Gentlemen, now I am employed in a position that has nothing to do with the education field that I went to school. Ladies and Gentlemen it will take me probably 2 years to be debt free. Considering that I do not end up back in the list of un-employed people. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am behind in many bills including a student loan that I took trying to keep abreast with the information technology. Ladies and Gentlemen I even skip meals trying to pay all my debts, my co-workers are even concern that I might faint one day at work for skipping meals. Ladies and Gentlemen, whatever you could do for me I will greatly appreciate like a donation of AutoCAD 2004, and adobe acrobat 6.0 professional, an anti virus program a grant to pay for the computer, software and technical support using a credit card. Or to fix my place. Ladies and Gentlemen while I was un-employed I tried generating click here some income by creating a home based business and finding room-mates click here [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] and they nearly destroyed my place while trying to turn it into a crack house and a motel. I also need help to remodel my place. Ladies and Gentlem if you know of any home improment program for low income individuals as myself I will greatly appreciate. Ladies and Gentlemen last year I had to pay an emergency visit to the dentist after more than seven years without visiting one, due to lack of disposable income and insurance and the dentist had discover that I have several caveties and in desperate need of a crown, and an a root canal. Ladies and Gentlemen I can asure you that my teeth decaying is not due to food over endulging or negligence from my part, for lack of interest trying to take care of my dental heath. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am asking for a donation because I want to enjoy my investment (computer) to its fullest capacity and this is almost an impossible task to achieve if I have to worry more about paying my bills or worrying when I am going to be hit again by another virus that could hinder my computer useless than keeping abreast with technology.Ladies and Gentlemen if I qualify for any type of help even a forgiveness loan, you will not only be helping me. You will also be helping the community where I live. I could generate employment, I know what is be un-employed and not qualifying for any kind of help since I am not a single mother or a political refugee, so I could help those vulnerable people that have fallen thru the crack of the system. Ladies and Gentlemen if I am telling all these things is not to come across as someone bitter, dissolution click here please that I live in a glass house and I am throwing stones at every one click here please, an extremist click here or that I feel I have been raped by the system click here [1] [2] or that I shoud be put to sleep click [1] to be taken me out of my misery. Ladies and Gentlemen I am a good boy click here please. I belive that I live in the the best state, that is in the best country in the world, and most of all the opportunity to express myself with out the fear of being persecuted, that is why I am taking this opportunity ask for a donation and to show that I am someone that always have tried to be the best I could be, and not finding the easy way out by selling crack cocaine, robbing a bank, a jewery store, holding up a liquor store or stealing somebody else's computer. Ladies and Gentlemen, thanking you in advance for reading this e-mail and any help that you could give me acquiring a donation or a grant. Ladies and Gentlemen if I am barking-at-thewrong-tree and you can not help me directly with this matter any further, you have my permission to forward this e-mail to any department, corporation or individual that could help me with this matter. Ladies and Gentlemen I have sent countless of e-mail similar to this one to many popular foundations and philanthropy organizations, but I have been turned down on the account that their organizations are not allow to give assistance to individuals as myself, but rather to non-profit organizations.Ladies and Gentlemen I saw these pages on the web, and I thought you might like to see them Life-is-abox-of-chocolate click here Asian-American Boxers-or-Briefs click here
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Impostors

2005-10-08T14:05:00.000-07:00

Even though Microsoft never expressed interest in hiring this guy, he felt the need to write us and warn us that he couldn't work for us being people are posing as him:

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Dear Mr. Gates, I think it would be a problem, me working for Microsoft, for the fact that there are types of impostors of me trying to screw everything up, and I am not any of them. And I am not trying to impersonate anyone. And for all the information that I have turned into the US Government, you and other companies neeed to have the information, because there is possible a big impostor mess going on, and has been for some time. And some of you attorenys may actually be some of them, and my turn on the your comany. And it seems that most of the impostors of me want to take credit for all the good that I have done.

Shocks and radium

2005-08-22T14:59:00.000-07:00

This person thinks that there's radium in his computer, and that somehow him ripping open a keyboard is "breaking and entering" on the part of Microsoft...

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In July 2004 I Purchased a Gateway Computer.I was ignorant of any knowledge of how to use one.On the advertising it said easy 1-2-3 start,it said nothing of what would happen over the next year because of immature sorts at windows,microsoft,gateway...etc.I purchased another gateway computer in feb.2005,windows updates downloaded memory from my 1st computer,I recieved electrical shocks more then once contributing with the radioactive content inside the computer(which there is no warning of that) I endured frustration because I do not know of computers and trying to learn.I have discovered just how your process works with the combination of electrons in radium through wire.I made the mistake of trying to learn by ripping apart a keyboard exposing myself to this self sustaining wire,believe it or not I was just trying to learn.Well I purchased my 3rd computer with 1 year in May of 2005,I studied the best I could,called Microsoft who said it was impossible for memory to carry over yet I have evidence that is just what windows 32 as done,I also believe this to have serious implication to breaking and entering as well as enough to cause frustration for your company,if I have to I will do the sameting to prove what I know in a court of law despite death threats to me and my family.

First up....

2005-08-18T15:33:00.000-07:00

What I like to call, "The Saga of Christmas '96". To summarize: this is a series of e-mails from a guy who claims to have been hired by Mr. Bill Gates himself to commit some kind of crime, and now (9 years later) he's demanding to be paid for it. Sure, pal.
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Subject: pay for work xmas 96
dear Bill Gates: i cant believe u havent read my msg.. but rather than get upset i will try some more..u think ignoring me will make it go away.. not! if u pay me u will be covered..i cant think of any reason u have not to..if u want distance from Boulder and all that of xmas96,then send me my due..u like shark frenzy of press?'sounds self destructive to me.well that's what u r in 4 if u ignore my requests for money..get bax r a mf'r..u know that..i thot u were an honorable man..that was before..this is now..maybe Gary Geddes will get u off..or not..its ur move Bill..yours truly
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Subject: Bill Gates fyeo..pay for services rendered xmas 96
Dear Bill Gates: u hired me personally .. i dont think i should talk about the terms of the arrangement or the arrangement with any one but you.. i am not about to talk to authorities until i figure u dont care what happens. That is why it would be in your best interests to expidite this matter asap.I dont want to share this with an attorney or collector .Seattle Boys charge too much to collect.I figure since u caused the problem u should solve it..yours truly (big muscle bound red haired dude. combat vet)
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Subject: Bill Gates fyeo..pay for services rendered xmas 96
Bill Gates :i can tell u that i was hired in Alameda Cal by Bill.. no specifics were given. only "What would you do for money?" i agreed and was flown to Denver on a private Learjet.I was put on another plane and flown to Boulder. I was in a house and got a master disk.. i was taken to a road and flown to Vegas . i was then flown to Alameda. this took four days. i was confronted by two guys at my boat when i got bak there.. they tied me up and threw me into Alameda canal..i survived and moved my boat to San Leandro then Fisherman's Wharf..i have been in Mexico for five years.. i have not been paid and the last time i talked to any one connected to the deal was '98 when i ran into Paul Allen at fisherman's wharf on Jone's Street.. He didn't have my money. shortly thereafter i got paranoid and left the city..i was being watched pretty close and didn't want to take any chances..Bill is so insulated from the public that i don't see much chance of ever getting paid..without going to some drastic measure..like suing him..it would bring him lots of unwanted attn.. guaranteed.!yours truly,
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Subject: please pay me for four days work.
dear Bill Gates: u hired me personally xmas 96. i was flown via lear jet to Denver co. then by plane to Boulder where i got u the disk u wanted from J.R. i was picked up and flown to Vegas where i delivered the disk. i was flown bak to Alameda Ca. . i expected pay but was rudely intercepted. please pay me. its ur responsibility ,no one elses. contact Portland Or. Considering how important the disk was and the trouble i went thru to get it the price for my services is $150grand. i dont play stupid games with my clients. If push comes to shove u will find out how serious i am. W/out a doubt! urs truly ..rsvp asap.ps. i was approached by Paul Allen in SF 1998 at fisherman's wharf.(during grand opening of Steelhead Brewery) he has a stake in this. if u have questions about ne of this ask him.
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Subject: requesting pay for job..Ascasa
dear Bill Gates: we met xmas96 in Stone boat yard. u asked me some personal questions and hired me on the spot. i was flown via leerjet to Denver and then farther on by another plane.i was gone four days. when i returned two guys were w8ing at my boat . they tied me up and threw me into Alameda canal behind your yacht. i would say it was yours.i survived and have been laying low foru nine years.. unwilling to take a chance on being caught again by ur friends..i want lots of money for my rude treatment.. get bak to me asap.
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Subject: pay 4work 1996
Dear Bill Gates: please send me pay for work during xmas 06.. U hired me and sent me on a n errand via leerjet to Denver. i got ur disk 4u but u never paid me..send $110Grand to portland ore.. tks asap.i got tapes but no dir..
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Subject: the problem we have here...
bill gates: please pay me for work i did for u personally xmas 96. if u dont remember let me refresh u. i met u at Stone boatyard Alameda Cal. u asked me some personal stuff and then sent me via leer jet to colorado.. i want money not a run a round.i have been sent pillar to post and spent considerable time tracking u down..i worked four days and was nearly killed getting u what u wanted..ask ur friend Paulo Allen what transpired during my stay in colorado..on your dime..i ran into him in 1998 but i couldn't very well talk biz w/him in front of strangers. give me his addy..please.. if he is responsible for part payment of my fee then let me get it from him..send$$ 110G's to me yours truly portland or. asap..rsvp acknowledge please..
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Subject: bill gates hired me personally xmas '96
dear Bill Gates.. if u remember ..u hired me to do a job xmas 1996..we met in Stone Boat yard Alameda Cal.. u interviewed me. i accepted site unseen.. i was flown to Denver then North over Boulder.. i bailed out near the target and got in the house.. i recovered a disk.. then by way of a tunnel i esc..enuf info Bill? i want u to pay me..$10 grand to my mother and $100 G's to . Portland Or..asap.. stay out of trouble..yours truly ..
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Subject: pay for mission accomplished.
dear Bill Gates: u hired me xmas96 for unspecified job. i found out what it was and did as i was ordered.. now comes the pay off. i am going to give u my mothers adress in idaho send her $10 grand post haste forthwith. i then want u to send $100grand to . Failure to do so in a timely matter will get u more publicity than u ever want.it will be ur worst nitemare..there is no explosive collar around ur nek to force u. and no gun at ur hed. rsvp asap
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Subject: lawsuit,or not? vs bill Gates
i am w8ing patiently.. ne word weather or not mr G8s wants to capitulate.. i want satisfaction.. that means lots of money for my troubles of xmas 96.. he got his ,i want mine.. vehemently urs . please pay me to go away..
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Subject: civil tort.. vs. Bill Gates
dear mr gates: i met u at Stone Boat yard xmas '96. u asked me several questions. u then sent me to an airplane hanger where two Leer jets, Red and a Black,waited. i was interviewed then flown to Denver. i was put on another plane and flown North.ne way u should very well know what we did..and i survived. my hed wasn't blown off. four days later i was returned to Alameda. my boat the was parked behind a large yacht,presumably urs.. i was met by two guys who tied me up and dropped me into alameda canal..i survived..that was the fourth time in as many days attempts were made on my life..if u wish u may pay me with a debit card of unlimited balance.. i have been afraid to seek employment for ten years. i am getting old and need to think about my financial health. i guarantee u 'hush is the word' if u pay promptly. otherwise i will write a screen play detailing my xmas escapade .. the one u hired me to go on.. yours truly
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Subject:
dear Bill Gates:i was hired to work for Stone boat yard in xmas'96.i have not been paid..Bill Gates hired me personnally.i am now contemplating a civil suit.. theft of services..kidnapping and attempted murder 4cts..
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Subject: a money matter..
dear Bill Gates: what is it that i need to do to refresh your memory? This is between you and me Bill..if u want to verify that it was really me u hired contact me...if u want to get technical keep putting me off.J.R. is offering 100 G's should i go with that?get bak to me on this Bill..yours truly
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Subject: pay 4 work
Bill Gates:i have not been paid 4 work i did 4u xmas 96. rsvp. How can u live with urself?Considering what i went thru and what happened getting u the disk.What goeth thru ur mind old frend?what about ur wife and kid?u must be thinking u will cross that bridge wen u come to it..pay 4 ur sins.. that is the ez way out..i used to think u were a brave nerd and took risks. but now i think u got urself in a pikle..it will cost u more to stuff me than it would to satisfy my claim..haven't enuf ppl sffrd? how many of us are still around.. from that original sorte'? not many is my guess.Dangerous minds..i'm sur u have never spoken of the incident to ur wife. or i would be reading about ur impending divorce'..ur dotter is now old enuf to understand what we did. how 'bout if i plant the seed of doubt?Is that what u are waiting 4?to be outed.. ?the time is near Billy boy.just u w8..truly
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Subject: pay 4work 1996
Bill Gates EO: The matter to which i speak. xmas 96 i met u and a few of your frinds in Stone Boatyards alameda Ca. U hired me to perform unk duties. i performed beyond all expectations. i survived even. and i wasn't paid. How 'bout that! It may or may not have been your intention but none the less i was given the bum's rush. I flew in a Red Lear jet to Denver where i was transferred to another prop plane. Are u w/me so far? I was collared and forced to do somethings i am not proud of.. How 'bout that. So where are u at with the payment ? have u given it close scrutiny? prima facie is a thot..I knew one of the pilots.getting enuf of a trail together to convince u ,that is a problem. But i trusted u then..now i have my doubts..can u b trusted?RSVP ASAP your friend and co-defendant (co-conspirator?)

Nutjobs keep my job interesting.

2005-08-18T15:27:00.000-07:00

I'm going to post here some of the crazy emails people send to MS. These are real; only the names, e-mail addresses, etc. have been deleted to protect the insane.

Enjoy.